MY VAKASHUN (NOT A "PERMANUNT VAKASHUN" ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

HAY D00DS AND D00DEYUTTES 1M BAKK FROM A VAKASHUN IN JURMANEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1T WAS S00 GRATE, THE BEEURS WUR B1G, THE GURLS WUR SMOKENHJ, AND DARE WAS A L0T 0F INTELLETCHUAL SH1T THAT 1 SAW. AHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!11 1 AM 0NE KULCHURED MOTHERFUKKGER BUT Y00 ALL NOO THATT.

S0 1 MAYD S0ME 0BSERVASHUINS WYLE DARE..AT 0NE POYNT 1 DRANK L1KE 349829041238 BEEURS AND 1 REEELLEE WANTUD S0ME K0MB0ES. 1 WENT TO L1KE 25 ST00RES AND N0 DISE AND 1 ONLY SPEEK A L1TTLE JURMAN, (WURDS L1KE SH1SSKOPF W1CH MEENS SH1THED OR 1CH HABE ENE GR0USSE WEENUR ..WH1CH MEENS 1 HAVE A B1G WEENUR AHHAHAHAHAH! 1 Y00SED THAT UNE A L0TT AND 1 ENDED UP HAV1NG S0ME GOOD SECKSS !!!!!!!!1 JURMAN GURLS R00L,..YAH) SO N00NE HAD KOMBOES, 1 SEERCHED HIJGH AND LOWE FOR THAT SH11T BUT N0 D1SE!!!!!!!!!! S0 1 BAWTE S0ME PREZULS AND CHOPPUD THEM UPP 1N MY H0TUL R00M AND BAWTE S0ME CHEESE T00 AND MAYD MY OWNE. LET ME TELL Y00 TH1S EVERY0NE, WUN Y00 KANT F1ND WUT YOU NEED, YOU MAYK 1T!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N0W D0NT G0 STEEL1NG MY 1DEYAS, 1M ALREDY 1N TALKS W1TH KOMBOE MAKURS T0 SEE 12F 1 KAN PETCH SOME NOO FLAVORS..1F Y00 STEEL THEM 1 WILL FIND Y00 AND BEET Y00R ASS..NOT K1DD1NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEESE 1NKL00D

BRATW00RST KOMBOES (THEEY L1UUK L1KE A BRATWURST..LONJ L1KE MY WANJ, BYT ARE FLAHVURED WTH WURST AND ST0FF..A FUUT LONG KOMBOE)
0LD E KOMB0ES (GET YO00 F0KKED UP AND A G00D SNAKKK!!!!!!!!!)
APPELSTOOORDUL KOMB0ES ( A GRATE DEZERUT IDEYA)
SAWUJSAJE AND EGGG FLAV0R KOMBOES..A HELTHY TASTEE BREKFAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKT0BURFEST KOMBOES ( A KOMBOE 0F BEEUR, SAWUSAJE, S0WERKRAUT, H0T D0GJS AND BRATTW0RST R00ULLED UPP 1NT0 0NE GRATE MEEL/SNAKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

S0 YAH, MY TREP PROOVUED TO BE EYE OPENINJ ..G0T N00 BIZNUSS UIDEYAS..M0RE M0NEE F0R ME POTENSHULLY WH1CH EKWALS M00RE SECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREGG WUT D0 Y00 THENK 0F MY N00 KOMB0E IDEYUAS!??!?!??!!?

DR0PP1N RYMES

HAY WUT UP S00PURBL0J FANZ. AS Y00 KN0WE 1 EM A VEREY KREATIV MUTHURF0KKUR. SUMTYMES 1TS L1KE 1 HAV KREATIV J00SES JUST BURSTINJ 0WT 0F MEE. 1TS L1KE WEN E-ROKK DRINXS T00 MUTCH AND EETS WAYY T00 MANEY K0MB0ZE - THAT SH1T BURSSTS 0WT 0F H1M W1TH GRATE SPEAD, AND HE KANN0T K0NTROLE 1T AT ALL. 1T 1S K1NDA GR0SSE, H0NN1STLEY.

S0 T0DAYY 1 W1LL RELEESE SUM KREATIV J00SES BY SHARINJ SUM 0F MY SPESHUL P0ETREY W1T Y00. TH1S 1S SUM SIRIUSLEY GUD ST0FF, JUST AS GUD AS THAT F0KKUR SHAYKESPEERE 0R WUTEVUR. BETTUR, EVIN.

TURMINAYTUR B1TCH HAYTES JURNEY BY GREGG

HAY BABEY, Y00 MUST GIT 1NT00 MY KAR
1 PR0M1SS 1 W1LL TREET Y00 L1KE A STARR

1'M LUKIN AT Y00, W0W Y00 ARR SEKSEY
0NE LUK AT YER ASS JUST T0TULLEY REX MEE

1 KN0WE H0W T0 TREET A LADEY RYTE, Y0
S0 N0WW 1'LL PLAYY JURNEY 0N MYE RADEEY0

WUT D00 Y00 MEEN!?!? STEEV PEREY AYNT K0RNEY!!1!11!
TH1S MY00SIK WILL MAYKE Y00 T0TULLEY H0RNEEY!!!1!!

H0LEY SH1T, B1TCH, Y00 MUST HAV N0 HART
T0 HAV N0 REYAKSHUN T0 SEPURUT WAYZ /WERLDS APART

0 MY G0DD, 1 KAN SEE 1T, THARES 0NLEY 0NE ANSSUR
Y00 MUSST BE SUM K1ND 0F FREEKISH D1ZASTUR

A M0NSTURD, A BEEST, A R0B0TIK MASHEEN
THA SEKS1EST TURMINATURD 1VE EVUR SEEN

N0WW 1 MUST D00 WUT 1 KN0W T00 BEE RYTE
AND PHART AT Y00 W1T EVERY 0WNSE 0F MY MYTE

THA STENTCH FRUM MY ASS W1LL MAYKE YER METUL PARTS RUSST
AND THA H0T STINKEEY W1ND W1LL TERN Y00 T00 DUSST

AND S0 FRUM MY BUTT A P0WURFULL PHART BL0WZ
N0W 1 W1LL SELLEBRAYTE MY VIKTUREY W1T A BAGG 0F K0MB0ZE.



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