Monday, January 19, 2009

B1RAKK 0HBAMMA: H00PS AND CHANJE


HAY D00DS!!1!1!!!! AS Y00 ARR AWAYRE 1 EM N0T VEREY 1NTR1ST1D 1N N00Z, 0RR CURRINT EVENTS, 0R ANY 0F THAT ST00P1D B00RING SH1ZZ. 1 K0NSENTRAYTE M0ASTLEY 0N THA THREE M0AST 1MP00RT1NT JAWNS 0F LYFE: CH1X, B00Z, AND K0MB0ZE. BUT PURHAPS S0RPR1ZINGLEY, 1 EM VEREY 1NT00 POL1T1IX, BEKAWZE 1 TH1NK THAT 1T 1S THA R1SP0NS1B1ILITEY 0F EVREY AMAER1KAN T00 PART1S1PAYTE 1N GUBERNM1NT. AS NEEL PATR1K HARR1S 0NSE SED T00 0WR FERST PREZIDENT, AYBRAHAMM L1NKUN, "N0 TAKSAT10N W1TH0WT EJAKULAYSHUN!!!1!!!" AND 1 DEF1N1TLEEY BELEAVE STR0NJLY 1N THAT MESSUJE, EV1N TH0 1 HAV N0 F0KK1NG KL00 WUT 1T MEENZ.

S0 W1TH THAT MESSUJE 1N M1ND, T0DAYY 1 EM REFLEKT1NJ 0N A VEREY 1MP00RT1NT DAYY 1N 0WR KUNTREY'S H1ST0REY: T0M0RR0WE'S ELEKSHUN 0F BIRAK 0HBAMMA AS 0WR NEKST PREZZ. TH1S 1S A VEREY 1MP0RTINT 0KKAS10N. WE W1LLL HAV 0WR FERST N0N-D00SHBAGG PREZZ 1N L1KE 273592183 YEERZ!!1!!!!!1 LETS KALL A SPAYDE A SPAYDE - THA LAST D00D WUZ K1ND 0F A D1K. H1S DAWTURS WUR 0KAYY (1 W00D H1T THAT G1V1N THA 0PP00RT00NITEEY) BUT THATS ALL HE HAD G01N F0R H1M. N0T K1D1NJ.

0N THA UTHUR HAND, M1STUR 0HBAMMA SEAMZ L1KE A PRITTEY K00L D00D. HEE G0T ELEKTED TAULK1N AB0WT H00PS AND CHANJE, W1CH THA V0TURS REELEE L1KED AL0T. 1T S0WNDS L1KE H1S PLANZ ARR T00 PLAYY H00PS, AND THENN BYE K0MB0ZE W1TH THA CHANJE. N0T TH0ZE ST00P1D KRAKKUR K0MB0ZE 0R THA 0NES THAT ARR SUP0ZED T00 BEE L1KE T0RTEEYAS 0R SUM SH1T, BUT THE REEL K0MB0ZE, THA 0NES 0WR F00R FATHURS AYTE: PRETSEL K0MB0ZE. THA JENYU1NE ARTIKUL. TH1S AWT0MATIKALLY MAYKES H1M A GRATE MANNN, AND AN EV1N BETTUR PREZIDENT.

1 F00RSEE PREZIDENT 0HBAMMA'S TEN YEERZ 1N 0FF1SS AS FULL 0F H00PS AND K0MB0ZE, 0FFIN AT THA SAYME TYME, PLUS SUM GUD GUBURN1NJ. 1 BELEAVE MISTUR 0HBAMMA W1LL L1SS1N T00 THA PEEPUL AND G1V THEM WUT THAY WUNT. F0R EGZAMPULL, HE W1LL EL1M1NAYTE ALLL TAKSES. HEE W1LL KURE D1ZEASES L1KE KANSUR AND D1YARREEYA. AND HEE W1LL N0T G1V MUNNY T00 R1CH D00DS AND SKR00 THA P00R D00DS. HE W1LL G1V EQWUL AM0WNTS 0F K0MB0ZE AND CHANJE T00 ALL. TH1S 1S H1S DREEM F0R AMERIKA.

S0 D00DS, J0YN W1TH MEE T0DAYY AND RAYZE A 4O TO M1STUR 0HBAMMA AS WEE GIT REDDY F0R H1M T0 G1T ELEKTUD AS 0WR 1261TH PREZIDENT. AND WYLE YER AT 1T P00R A LITTUL ON THA GR0WND F0R MY H0MEEZ. S0 DURINJ THA ELEKSHUN T0M0R0WE, J0ST RIMEMBUR, 1N THA WERDS 0F BENJAMYN JEFERSUN (AWTHUR 0F THA DEKLARAYSHUN 0F K0NSTIT00SHUN, AND 0WNUR 0F A DRYE KLEENUR B1ZNISS): WEE 0N F00R PEEPULS, BUY SUM PEEPULS, AND LUV THA PEEPULS. THANX D00DS.