Monday, September 24, 2007

ON THA R0DE W1T GREGG: PART D 0F 2 - SUM REELEE GRATE TYMES


HAY D00DS 1 EM BAKK W1TH THA FINULL 1NSTALM1NT 0F MY 0NG01NJ SEREEZ, 0N THA R0DE W1T GREGG. TH1S WEEKE 1 EM G0NNA TELL Y00 AB0WT THA GRATE TYMES 1 HAD 0N MY VAKASHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. S0 HEER WEE G0E.

1 H1T THA R0DE 0NE SUNNEY AFFURN00N 1N MY AWSUM H0NDUH, K0MB0ZE 1N HAND, J1MMEE HATS AT THA REDDY. 1 G0T 0N THA HYWAYY, OP1NED UP MY SUNREWF (WICH 1S REEEE JUST A H0AL 1 MA1D IN THE T0P 0F THA KARR W1TH A HAKSAWW, WICH 1S K00L 0N N1SE DAYZ BUT SHITTEE WEN 1T RAYNZ) AND 1 PUT 0N SUM T00NZ. 1 HAV A SPESHUL MIKS SEEDEE 1 MAYDE F0R R0DE TR1PZ. HEER 1S JUST A SAMPLINJ 0F SUM S0NJS THAT ARR 0N 1T:

G1T 0WTU MY DREEMZ GIT 1NT00 MY KARR - BILLEE 0SHUN
FLY L1KE AN EEGUL - STEEV MILUR BAND
SLIK BLAK KADILLAK - KWIET RY0T
1 KANT DRYVE FIFTEEEFYVE - SAMMEE HAGGAR
THA MYAMEE VYSE THEEM
THA AYREWULF THEEM
THE NYTE RYDUR THEEM
THA A-TEEM THEEM

S0 Y00 KAN SEE THAT AFTUR JUSST A FYEW S0NJS 1 EM PRITTEY F0KKIN AMPD AND REDDY F0R A GUD TYME.

1 G0T 0FF THE HYWAYY AND HEDD1D 0VUR T00 MY GUD FREND SH1TFASE'S H0WSE. "SH1TFASE' 1S1NT SH1TFASES REEL NAYME; 1 TH1NK 1TS T0M 0R JEFF 0R RAJEEV 0R SUMTHIN. 1 MEEN, Y00 SH00D KN0WE THAT SHITFASE'S PARINTS DIDINT AKSH00ALEY NAYME H1M THAT. SH1TFASE 1S ALM0AST ALLWAYZ K0MPLEETLEY DR0NK 0FF H1S ASSS. 1 EM N0T SHUR 1 HAV EVUR SEEN H1M S0BUR. TH1S 0NE TYME WE KAWT H1M TAYKINJ A D0MP 1N HIS NAYBUR'S YARD - WEN WE START1D LAFFIN 1 QUESS WE SKAYRED H1M AND HE J0MPED UPP 1N THA AYRE AND THEN FELL 0VUR, LANDINJ FASE FURST 1N H1S 0WN P00P. AND S0 A LEJUND WUZ B00RN.

1 RANJ SH1TFASES D00RBELL BUT L1KE USUALL HEE WUZ T00 F0KKED UPP T0 0P1N THA D00R, S0 1 LET MYSELLF 1N. SH1TFASE WUZ PASSD 0WT 0N THA FL00R 1N FRUNT 0F H1S TEEVEE, WICH WUZ 0N ANIMUL PLANIT. SHITFASE ALLWAYZ WACHED ANIMUL PLANIT. HEE HAD A B1GG GLASS 0F AN 0YLEEY BR0UWN LIKWID NEKST T00 H1M. 1 QUESSD TH1S WUZ H1S SPESHUL K0KKTAYL, WICH HE KALLD SH1TSTAYNE. 1 D0NT KN0WE EGGZAKTLEY WUTS 1N A SH1TSTAYNE - 1T 1S A SEKRET RESIPEE - BUT 1 BELEEVE THEEZ ARR SUM 0F THA KEE 1NGREEDEEYENTS: ARR SEE K0LA, W00STURSHUR SAWSE, TABASK0E, T1KEELA, RUBBINJ ALK0H0L, LEMUN PLEDJE, SH00 P0LLISH, LYS0LL D1SINFEKTUNT, T0YLIT KLEENUR, ANTEEFREEZ, DRAYN0E, 0KSEE-KLEEN, G00-G0N, AND A LITTUL ANJUL DUST AND ELL ESS DEE. BUT JUST A LITTUL. ANNYWAYY, SINSE 1 WUZ PRITTEY SHUR 1T WUZ A GLASS 0F SHITSTAYNE AND N0T SUMTHIN DANJERUSS, 1 DRANKK THA H0AL THINJ. W1TH1N SEKUNDS, THA H0AL R00M START1D SPINNINJ. THA ANIMULZ SEEMD L1KE THAY WUR K0M1NJ 0WTTA THA TEEVEE!!!!!!!!! THARE WUR G0RILLAZ AND DAWGS EVERYWARE!!!!!!!!! 1T WUZ T0TULLEY KRAZEY. N0T K1D1NJ. !!!!!!!!!. NEKST THINJ 1 RIMEMBUR, THA FL00R KAYME UP AND SMAKKD MEE 1N THA FASE, AND EVERYTHINJ WENT BLAKK.

1 HAV N0 IDEYA WUT HAPPIND 0VUR THA NEKST FYVE DAYZ, BUT 1 EM QUESSINJ 1 HAD A L0T 0F FUNN 0VUR AT SH1TFASES PLASE. BUT L1KE ALL GUD THINJS, 1T KAME T0 AN END, AND S0 MY VAKASHUN WUZ 0VUR. 1 WENT BAKK T0 MY NYNE J0BBS THA NEKST DAYY. 0NLEY ANUTHUR YEER UNTILL MY NEKST AWSUM VAKASHUN!!!!!!!!!##!#!##$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 KANT WAYTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 H0AP Y00 W1LL K0ME W1TH MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. !!!!.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

TH1S WEEKE'S S0NJ ANALESIS- ARROWSMETH


OKAY DOODS AND D00DETTES, TODAYE 1 WANT TO TAULK AB0WT A SONJ BY 0NE 0F MY FAVORETT BANDS..ARROWSMITH!!!! AHHAAHAHAHA. N0WE 1F Y00 KNOWE MUISSIK, Y00 KNOWE THAT THEY HAD A L0T 0F GRATE H1TS SYUCH AS "WALKE TH1SS WAYE", "ANJUL", "RAGJ DOLLE", "KRYEIN" AND A B0NCH 0F 0THURS. 0NE 0F MY VAVOREET S0NJS HAS T0 BE "LUV 1N AN ELEVATURD" ..CHEKK 0WT THEESE L1RIKS........GREGG LUVES THEM T00 S0 1M SH00RE HEELL HA1VE GUD 1NPUT!!!!!!!

WORKIN L1KE A D0GH F0R THE B0SS MANN
W0RK1N F0R THE KOMPANEE
I'M BETT1N 0N THE D1SE 1M T0SS1N
1M GONNA HA1VE A FANTASEEE

S0 WUT ST1EV TYLOER 1S SINJING AB0WT HEER 1S S0ME0NE EVERY0NE KAN RELAYT T00, Y00 W0RK DAYE AND AND DAYE 0WT F0R THE MANN BUT Y00 GET N0 RESPEKKT!!!


BUT WARE AM 1 GUNNA LUKK
THEY TELLE ME THAT LUV 1S BL11ND
1 REALLEY NEED A GURL L1KE AN OPEN BUUK
T0 REED BETWEENE THE LYNES


OKAY M00RE JEENYUSS..LOVE 1S BLIN1D AND GURLS L1KE OPEN B00KS BECKAYSE M0ST CH1KKS L1KE T0 REED. 1F Y00 REED A L0TT Y00 WILL HAVE A L0T 0F C0NVERSEASHUNS W1TH CH1KKS W1CH LEE1D T0 SECKS!!!!!


LUVE 1N EN ELAVTORD
L1V1N 1T UP WUN 1M G0EN D0WNE
LUVE 1N EN ELAVTORD
LUVI1N 1T UP T1LL 1 H1T THE GR0WND



1 KINDA HOAP WE GET STUKK
N00B0DEE GETS 0WT AL1EV
SHE SAYD' 1LL SH0WE Y00 H0W T0 FACS
1N THE MALERUUM H0NEE
AND HAVE Y00 H0AM BY FI1VE

STEE1VE WARE KAN 1 MEET TH1S CH1K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1N THA A1RE, 1N THA AIRE H0NEE 0NE MORE TYME
N0W 1T AYNT FARE
LUVE 1N AN ELEAVTURD
LOV1N 1T UP WUN 1M G0EN D0WNE

LUVE 1N AN ELEVATURD
GOEEEEEEEEN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SEE N0WE THE LAST LYNE 1S LOV1N 1T UP 1NSTED 0F L1VI1N 1T UPP THATS RELL1LY FOKKING POORE POETREE RYTE DARE..1F Y00 D0NT AGREE THEN WEE'LL HAVE A REEL PROBLUM NOT K1D1NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GONNA BE A PENTHAUS PAWPER
G0NNA BE A MEELIONARE
1M G0NNA BE A REEL FAST TALKEURD
AND HAVE ME A LUVE AFFARE

G0TTA GET MY TIMIN RYTE
1TS A TEST THATT 1 G0TTA PASS
1LL CHASE Y00 ALL THE WAYE T0 THE STAREWAY HUNNEY
K1SS Y000R SASSFRASSS


OKAYE THE ABS0LOOT BESTT PART 0F THE S0NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1TS AB0WT G0EN AFTUR WUT Y00 WANT AND WANT1NJ T0 BE REECH AND BANJ L0TS 0F CH1KKS..WH1CH 0F COURSS 1S THE AMERIKAN DREEM 1F 1 EVUR HEERD 0NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 14, 2007

0N THA R0DE W1TH GREGG (PART 8 0F 4 - GITTIN REDDY F0R THA R0DE)


HAY EVEREYB0DDEEY 1 EM BAK W1TH ANUTHUR 1NSTALLMINT 0F MY 0NG01NJ SEREEZ, 0N THA R0DE W1TH GREGG. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. TH1S TYME 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT H0WW 1 PREPAYRED F0R MY VAYKAYSHUN. 1TS N0T AS EEZEY AS Y00 MYTE TH1NKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THA WEEKE BEF00R MY VAYKAYSHUN, 1 TUK A FYEW DAYZ 0FF FRUM AB0WT NYNE 0F MY J0BZ - DELLEE K0WNTUR AT THA S00PURMARKIT, BANK SEKURITEY GARD, PEETSA DELIVUREY D00D, D0G WAULKUR, H0WSE PAYNTUR, AND A KUPPUL 0F UTHURS. 1 D1D TH1S S0 1 W00D HAV SUM EKSTRA TYME T00 GIT REDDY F0R MY B1G WEEKE 0FF!!!! 1 KEPT WERKINJ AT THA B0RGUR K1NJ, BEKAWSE, Y00 KN0WE, 1 NEEDID T0 EET. 1 ALS0E HAV TH1S G1GG AS A TESST SUBJEKT F0R N00 DR0GZ, AND THARE WUZ N0 WAYY 1 WUZ SKIPPINJ 0WT 0N THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAGAHGAHAAGHAGAGHAGHGAHAH. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. TH0 S0 FARR THAY HAVINT BIN VEREY GUD DR0GZ. 0NE 0F THEM MAYDE MY LEFFT NUTT GIT REEL B1GG, SO THATS K1NDA K00L. 1 SH0WD TH1S GERL, AND SHEE THAWT 1T WUZ K00L...SHE SED IT LUKED L1KE MY RYTE NUT WUZ 0RB1T1NJ MY LEFFT NUT L1KE THA M00N 0RB1TS THA SUN. 1 EM N0T REELEE SHUR WUT THAT MEENZ, BUT 1 QUESS 1TS PRITTEY SEKSEY T00 A CHIKK.

S0 YAH, N0W THAT 1 HAD A H0AL BUNTCH 0F FREE TYME, 1 MAYDE A L1ST 0F SHITT 1 NEED1D T0O GIT DUN. FERST 0FF, AND M0AST 1MP00RTINTLEY, 1 WENT T00 THA DR0GST00R AND ST0KKED UP 0N JIMMEE HATS. 1 BAWT L1KE 351793512735927 0F THEMM. 1 EM A SIRIUS BELEEVUR 1N SAYFE SEKS. 1 HAV HAD L1KE EVEREY ESS TEE DEE 1N EGZ1STINSE - G0NN0REEYA, S1F1L1S, SW0LL1N BAWL S1NDR0ME, DIKK R0T, Y00 NAYME 1T. AND LET MEE TELL Y00, 1TS REEL HARD T0 BANJ CHIKS WEN YER WANJ HERTS L1KE HELLL AND 1S DRIPPIN WEERD STINKEY SH1TT - TRUST MEE 0N THAT 0NE. N0T K1D1NJ.

N0WW, Y00 MYTE TH1NK 1 K00DINT P0SSIBLEE USE ALL TH0ZE RUBURZ. Y00 W00D BE R0NJ D00D. 1 G0 THR00 TH0ZE F0KKURZ L1KE Y00 W00DINT BELEEVE. 1 L1KE T00 MAYKE SHUR 1 HAV A JIMMEE HAT AVAYLABULL 1N EVEREY P0SSIBULL SENAREEY0. 1 HAV 1NSTAULLD AB0WT 5O SPESHUL B1NZ 1N MY KARR FULL 0F RUBURZ - EECH 1N A STRATEEJIK PLASE, L1KE UNDUR THA STEERINJ WEAL (1N KAYSE A CHIK WUNTS T0 F0KK WYLE 1 EM DRYVINJ), UNDUR THA FRUNT SEEETS (1N KAYSE WEE ARR G0NNA BANJ 1N THA BAKKSEET), 1N THA TR0NKK (MANEY CHIKKS HAV T0ALD MEE THAT F0KKINJ 1N THA TR0NK 1S VEREY R0MANTIKAL), UNDUR THA HUD (1N KAYSE A CHIKK F1NDS MEE D01N MEKANIKAL SHIZ AND THAT GITS HUR ALL H0TT)...1 K00D G0 0N. THEEZ SPESHUL BINZ ARR AKSH00ALEY JUST SH00BB0KSES - AND THAY ARR F1LLD W1TH JIMMEE HATS. S0 Y00 SEE H0W MANNEY 1 REELEE NEAD.

S0 YAH, 1 BAWT ALL MY JIMMEE HATS, STOPPD BY MY M0MS PLASE T0 B0R0W SUM MUNNY F0R THA TR1PP, AND 1 H1T THA R0DE. NEKST TYME 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT MY FERST ADVENCHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY T00ND.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

FAST FUUD


S0 T0DAYE 1 WANT T0 TALK AB0WT S0METHENJ THAT M0AST PEEPLE L1KE ..FAST F0UUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 HAFE T0 SAYE 1 THENK MY FAVORET 0WT 0F ALL 0F THEMM 1S WENDEESS. Y00 HAVE S0 MUCH VARIETYEE T0 CHUUSE FR0M AND THE BATHRUUMS AFTUR Y00 EAT ARE ALWAYSZ KLEEN. 1 ALWAYZ TAYK KWALITY D0MPS DARE. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. YESUHALLEE WUT 1 EET 1S - 5 DUBBLES, A FROSTEEE, 2 LARJE FRYES, AND A POTATOEE W1THA L0T 0F CHEELEE AND CHEEYZE. SO N00TRISSHYS AND Y00 KN0WE WUT THE SAY AB0WT BEEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 ALS0 TEND T0 NEFER BR1NJ THAT MUCH MYUNNEY AR0WND BUT 1 ALWAYS BR1NJ THE SPAUR CHANJE 1 HAF LAYING AR0WND 1N MY K0WCHUS, ETCETRA. Y00 GET A G00D VAL00 F0R THE M0NEEY DARE. 1F AT TYMES I AM POOUR,(WH1CH 1S RAIR BEKAUSE 1 HAF 302 J0BSS HAHAHAHAHHAH) THEEY EVUN HAF A 98 SENT MENN00!!!!!!!!! Y00 KAN GET BOORGURS, CHIKKUN, A SYDE 0F Y00R CHOIYSE AND OTHYUR ST0FF THAT TAYSTSS GRATE!..

0NE TYME 1 TRIYED TO PIOIK UP A CH1KK IN DARE AND I THENK IT ALM0AST WORKED BUT N0 D1SE, SHE WAS EET1NJ A SALADD AND 1 WALKUD UP TO HUR AND BASICKALLY SAYD.."H0WS Y00R SALADD' AND SHE SAYD 1T WAS ..PRETTY GUUD AND THEN 1 ASKED HUR 1F 1 K1LD T0SS HURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH SHE LUUKED AT ME KIND 0F FUNNEE AND THEN TOLD ME T0 F0KK 0FF 0R S0ME SH1T..AND I SAYD..GREAT! WUN?!!?!!? AND THEN SHE THR00 HUR GARBAJE BAGG OF WENDEES LEFT0VERS AT ME. WELL 1 QUESS 1T WORKED 0WT BEKAYSE SHE HAD LEFT A H0AL PACKAJE 0F FRYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA WAYST N0T WANT NOT. I KN0WE GREGG L1KES TAK0E BELL A GRATE DEEL, 0NE TYME HE TRYUED T0 H00K UP W1TH TH1S H0TT GURL WE KALLED 'TAKO BELL H0NNEE" BUT 1M NOT SH00RE HE HAD ANYYEE SEX ESS HHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WUT A G00D JOAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 7, 2007

0N THA R0DE W1TH GREGG (PART 4 - THA JURNEY B1G1NS)


HAY D00DS, 1 EM BAKK W1TH ANUTHUR CHAPTUR 0F MY 0NG01NJ SEREEZ, 0N THA R0DE W1TH MEE, GREGG. LAST TYME 1 T0ALD Y00 AB0WT MY T0TULLEY SWEET RYDE. 1 KN0WE Y00 ARR JELLUSS!!!! AAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAAHAGAHAGAAA ANNYWAYY N0WW 1 W1LL DISKRYBE THA FERST DAY 0F MY JURNEY.


BY THA WAYY, JURNEY WUZ A REELEE AWSUM BANDD. D0NT ST0PP BELLEEVIN G0T ME THR00 SUM REELEE TUFF TYMES 1N MY L1FE. L1KE TH1S 0NE TYME 1 WUZ AT THA ARKAYDE PLAYINJ QUEBURT, AND 1 HAD PUMPD L1KE 714217624332113 K0RTURZ 1NT0 THA MASHEEN AND BEETIN A L0T 0F LEVULZ. AND THEN THAT FUKKUR K0ILEY KAWT UP W1TH MEE AND 1 DYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D00DS 1 WUZ S0 F0KKIN PISSD 0FF, 1 PUNTCHED THIS K1D NEKST T00 MEE 1N THA FASE. HE DUSURVED 1T ANNWAYY, SINSE HE WUZ PLAYINJ MISTUR D00 0R SUM GAYE SH1T. SO RYTE THENN, D0NT ST0PP BELEEVIN KAME 0N, AND 1 REELYZED THAT 1 K00DINT GIV UPP AND 1 NEEDID T00 BEET K01LEY'S ASSSS!!!!!! 1 SPENT L1KE ANUTHUR $8275369253623 0N THA GAYME AND PLAYD 1T UNTILL 1 WENT BLYND (D0NT WURREY, 1T WUZ TEMP0RARRY).


THANX JURNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ANUTHUR TYME 1 WUZ HANGINJ 0WT W1TH E-R0KK AND SUM UTHUR FRENDS AND WE WUR DRINKINJ SUM 0LD FUKKLISHES AND GITTIN KUMPLEETLEY HAMMURD. 1 D0NT REELEE RIMEMBUR MUTCH 0F THAT NYTE, BUT A KUPPUL D00DS T0ALD MEE WUT HAPPIND. 1 WUZ S0 F0KKED UPP 1 K00DINT TAULK, 1 WUZ DR00LINJ, 1 THR0WED UPP 1N THA H0WSEPLANTS, AN 1 QUESS 1 HAD PISSD AND SHAT ALL 0VUR MYESELLF. S0 BASIKALLEY A REGYULUR NYTE, EKSEPT F0R THA SHITTINJ. S0 SUM GYE SED, "HAY GREGG, Y00 KANT P0SSIBLEY DRINK ANNYM00R," AND 1 START1D T0 AGREEE W1TH HIM. BUT THEN D0NT ST0P BELEEVIN KAME 0N THA SEEDEE PLAYUR, AND 1 SED, "F0KK Y00 D00DS, 1 KAN DR1NK M00R Y00 F0KKURZ!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" AND 1 HAD L1KE 3253791253 M00R 0LD FUKKLISHES. 1 HAD MY STUM1KK P0MPED THAT NYTE AND SPENT THREE DAYZ 1N THA H0SPITUL BUT 1T WUZ T0TULLEY WERTH 1T.


THANX AGANN JURNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


S0, HEERS A SH0WT-0WT T0 STEEVE PERREE AND THA GANJ: Y00 D00DS ARR T0TULLEY F0KKINJ JEENYUSSES.

VIDEY0 K1LLED THE RADYE0 STARR - MEETEVEE BL0AS!!


HAPPYYYEE FR1DAYE!!!!!!1 AHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHHAA

OKAYE, S0 EVERY0NE REELYZES THEEZ DAYES THAT MTV 1S MEERELY A SHADOWE 0F WUT 1T Y00SED T0 BE. AT UNE TYME, IT YEWSED T0 BE A HAVUN F0R THE M0ST KUTT1NJ EDJE VIDEY0S W1TH LITTLE REELITY SH0WES 0R 0THER GARBAJE THAT 1T N0W HAS 0N. N0WE 1T SEEMS BESYDES THE SH0WES"PEMP MY RYDE" AND "BABEES KRIBS" ( WHC1CH 1 L0VE BECAYSE 1 STR1VE TO GET TH0AS KARS AND H0WSES = M00RE SECKS W1TH CH1CKX), IT REELLY 1S THE WURST CHANNUL EVUR. HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH THPTHTTHPTHTPTHTPHPTHTPTHTPHTPTHTPHTPTHTPPTH!!!!!!! YAH, 1 ACTUALLEE FEEL GASSHUSS WUN MTVEE K0MES 0N NOWE. ALL 1 SEE 1S THE REEL W0RLD 349839048390483 ( 1 THENK THAY ARE 1N SYDNEE, AFR1KA 0R S0ME SH1T)., S0ME SH1T KALLED MY SWEET I9, AND ANOTHEUR 0NE KALLED THE HELLS THAT TAYKS PLASE 1N NEBRASKAH, 1 KEILD BE 0FF BUT Y00 GET MY DREFT!!!!!.


DARE WAS A SH0WE 0N 1N THE 8OS AND 9OS KALLED HED BANJURS BALL W1TH REECHKY RACHMANN HAHAAHAHAHAHA AND DEY PLAYUED ALL THE M0AST ROCKEN VIDEYOS!!!!! DARE WAS NOTHING L1KE GETT1NJ GALLUN SIZE BUKKET 0F K0MB0ES, A KEG 0F 0LD E AND KIIKING BAKK AND REELY ROKKING OWT. GREGGG AND I W1LD SOMETYMES M0SCH 1N OWR ROOM AND KREATE 0WR 0WN LIVE SH0WE!!!!!!!! SK1D R0WE AND PANTURA WUR SUM OF MY FAVOREETS. S0METYNMES 1D TRYEE T0 TALK T0 HEVEY METUL CH1CKS T00, BUT 1 NEFER HAD A H0AL L0T 0F LUCKK BAKK THEN, 1 SH0WEURD 0NSE OR TW1SE A WEEKE, MAYBEE THAT HAD S0METHINJ T0 D0 W1TH 1T ASHASHADHHSHSDAJKDHASKDJHJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


ANYWAYE, THE POYNT 0F TH1S BLOJ 1S THAT MTEEVEE S0CKS A BAGG 0F WEENURS, ANMD Y00 SH1LDNT WATCH 1T..EVUR. AHAAHAHAHAH YAH N0T K1D1NG



Thursday, September 6, 2007

HOME 1MPROVUMENTS


HAY EVERY0NE1!!!! HAHAHHAAHHA

TODAYE 1 WUNTED T0 DISCUSS A TOPIK THAT S0ME 0F Y00 MYTE KNOW AB0WT..1MPROV1NJ Y00R LIVINJ KWARTERS!!!!! GREGG W1ILL ATTEST T0 THE FAKT THAT 1 HAVE A SWEEE1T KR1B AND EVERY TYME 1 BRINJ CH1KKS H0AM, 1 ALWAYZ SKORE BEKAWYSE THEY ARE ALWAYZ 1MPRESSUD!! GRANTUED MY PLASE 1S SMALL AND 1TS ONLY 3/4 0F A RUUM B1G, BUT 1 MAYK 1T WURK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T0 KW0AT THAT KRAP EET1NJ DAVE MATH000S BAND."YO0 MAIL THE BUEST 0F WUTS AR0WND" AGHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHHA

THE K0WCH 1N 1 HAVE 1S AB0WT 340930 YEERS 0LD, BUT 1VE HAD 1T RED0NE AND 1T W0RKS L1KE A CHARMM. YOU SEE CH1KCS DIG OLD K0WCHES BECAUSE 1T MEANS Y00 HAVE KLASS AND Y00 APPRECHYATE ANTEEKS!. 1 ALSE0 ADV1SE HAVFING A TEE VEE 0N THE SEELING AS WELLL AS THE FL00R. Y00 SH1LD BE ABEL T0 WATCH 1T FR0M ALL ANGJULS. 1 ALS0 REK0MMUND PLAY1BJ M00VEES L1KE NYTMARE 0N ELM STREET 6, TH1SS 1S SPINUL TAPP, AND DR1V1NJ MYSS DAYSEE. KWALITY F1LMS!!!!!!
1 HAVE 47 SPEEKURS 1N MY H0WSE S0 WUN 1 WATCH M00VEES 0R L1STEN T0 MYUISSK, Y00 GET THE F0LL EFFECKT. Y00 SH1LD RE11LLY KONSIUDR DOENJ TH1S, AS 1 HAVE HAD A L0T 0F LUKK SKOARINJ W1TH TH1S SETTUP. SPEEKURS 0N THE FLUUR, 1N THE TUBB, BY THE MIRKOWA1V, AND A FEW SETUP 0N TOP 0F 0LD E B0TTULS. ETCEUTRA

1 MODYFED MY BATHRUUM T0 HAVE A HOLDUR W1CH Y00 KAN PUTT Y00R 0LD E AND 1N KOMBOES. DARES N0THINJ LIIKE TAKINJ A B1G DUMPP AND EEATING AND DRINKING Y00 FAVORET TH1NJS!! THE CH1KCKS LIKE TH1S BEKAYYSE LETS FASE 1T..EVERY0NE DUMPSS!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. WUN Y00 ARE F1NISHJED AN AYR FRESCHNUER SPITSSS 0WT FRESCH SPRAYE T0 DEE 0DYRYZE. MY 0LD J0BB HAD TH1S BUT WHEN 1T RAN 0WT, 1T D PLAY A S0NJ...FR0M L1KE "CHARIOTS OF FIIRE" 0R S0ME SH1T HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND F1NALLEE MY BED 1S A WATURD BED WHC1H HAS A FEW HOALS 1N IT BUT N0 B1G DEEL, ITS BETTUR S0METYMES T00 BECKAYUSE THEN 1 D0NT HAVE T0 GET UPP T0 GET A DRENK 0F WATURD!!! HHAAHAHAHHHA 1 KAN J0ST Y00SE A H0AL AS A WATUR F0WNTAIN. TH1S 1S ESPECHUALLY GUD WHEN A CH1KK 1S OVUR, ITS ALMOST L1KE A GEYSUR/WATERUDFALL EFFKET AND 1T KAN BE VERRY R0MANTIK..NOT K1D1NG AHSJHASKJHASKJHASJKHJKHASJKAD

S0 1 HOAP TH1S G1AVE S0ME GOOD TIPS 0N IMPROOV1NJ Y00 H0AM. GREGG HAS KALLED ME B0B VEELA BEFOAR AND 1 TOTALLY AGREE!!!!11 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH YAH, NOT K1D1NG!!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

0N THA R0DE W1TH GREGG (PART I - MY RYDE)


HAY EVEREYB0DDDEE, L0NJ TYME, N0 BL0J!!!!!! 1 HAV N0T BIN 1GN0RINJ Y00 - 1 HAV BIN 0N AN EKSITINJ SUMUR VAKASHUN!!! N0T K1D1NJ. N0WW 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT 1T IN A SEREEZ 0F SPESHUL-EDISHUN P0ASTS 1 KALL, 0N THA R0DE W1TH GREGG.

TH1S WUZ A DRYVINJ VAKASHUN, MEENINJ 1 DR0AVE AR0WND T00 DIFFRINT K00L PLASES. FURST 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT MY RYDE. 1TS A SWEET TRIKKED 0WT '86 H0NDU PRAYL00D, WITCH 1S A T0TULL BAYBE MAGNIT. 1TS ALS0E BAWLZ FASST.

Y00 SEE, 1 EM SUMTHIN 0F A GREESE MUNKEEY (N0T LITERULLEY, THAT 1S JUSST AN EKSPRESHUN WITCH MEENZ 1 L1KE FASST KARZ AND H0TT CHIX), S0 1 HAV DUN A L0T 0F K00L ST0FF T0 THA KARR. 1 HAV A GIYANT EKSZAWST PYPE, WICH LUKS AND S0WNDS AWSUM. ALS0E - AND 1 EM S0RREE 1F 1 GIT T00 TEKNIKUL HEER - THA HY00J PYPE LETS GASS SH00T THR00 THA ENJIN FASTUR, WICH LETSS ME G0 FASTUR AND PIKK UP M00R CHIX.

I HAV STIKKURZ ALL OVUR THA PLASE (L1KE 0N A RASE KARR) THAT ADVURTIZE DIFFRINT THINJS 1 L1KE - M0WNTIN D00, K0MB0ZE, A FYEW BEERZ, K0NDUMS, SMERPHS, AND S0 0N.

1 PUT A WINJ 0N THA TRUNKK, W1TCH 1S AKSH00ALEY A SKAYTEB00RD. TH1S HELPSS THA KARR STIKK T0 THA R0DE WEN 1 EM DRYVINJ L1KE 681159681 MYLES AN H0WR AR0WND K0RNURZ AND SH1T. THA WINJ 1S ATTATCHED T0 THA TRUNKK W1TH DUKT TAYPE S0 1T DUZINT FLYE 0FF.

1 REPLASED THA H0NDU SIMBULS 0N THA BAKK W1TH THA WERDS, 'GREGG HAS A B1G WANG' WITCH 1 R0AT 1N PURMANENT MARKUR S0 1T NEVUR K0MES 0FF. 1 KUNSIDUR TH1S A F00RM 0F ADVURTIZING.

INSYDE THA KAR, 1 HAV A L0T 0F REELEE K00L ST0FF. THARE 1S A SEGA JENESISS. THA JENESISS 1S N0T K0NNEKTED T0 ANYTHINJ; 1 JUST HAV 1T DUKT-TAYPED T0 THA DASHB00RD. 1 THNK 1T LUKS PRITTEY K00L. ALS0E, 1 HAV A SPESHUL PASSENJUR SEET. 1T 1S L1KE A MASSAJE CHAYRE. 1 KUT 0WT THA B0TTUM 0F THA SEET AND JAMMED AN AYRE KUMPRESSUR IN THARE, AND PLUGGD 1T 1NT00 THA SIGARETT LYTUR. THEN WEN 1 REECH UNDUR THA SEET AND FL1P THA SWICH, THA H0AL THINJ VYBRATES L1KE KRAZEY. CHIKS D1G 1T!!! EKSEPT TH1S 0NE TYME, 1 TERNED THA THINJ 0N AND THA CHIK SKREEMED AND J0MPED 0WT 0F THA KAR - LUKKILEE 1 WUZ 0NLEY G01N L1KE THURTEY MYLES AN H0WR AT THA TYME (WITCH 1S WEERD, BEKAWSE 1 EM USUALLEY G01N L1KE TEN TYMES THAT SPEAD).

1 RIPPD 0WT THA SENTUR K0NS0LE (BITWEEN THA FRUNT SEETS) AND DUKT-TAYPED A METULL B0AL IN THARE, WITCH 1 ALLWAYZ KEEP FILLD W1TH K0MB0ZE. WEN 1 GIT H0NGREY, TH1S 1S VEREY K0NVEENYINT. ALS0E CHIX DIG SNAX.

1 KUSTUMYZED THA EMERJUNSEY BRAYKE HANDUL BY KUVURING 1T W1TH AN EMPTEY B0TTUL 0F 0LD EE. 1 JUST JAMMED 1T 0N THARE AND DUKT-TAYPED 1T 1NT0 PLASE. THA 0NLEY PR0BLUM 1S THAT N0W THA LEVUR 1S L1KE THREE FEAT L0NJ, S0 1 KANT PUT 1T D0UWN ALL THA WAYY - 1T GITS STUKK 0N THA DASHB00RD. S0 USUALLEY 1 JUST DRYVE AR0WND W1TH THA PARKINJ BRAYKE 0N. 1TS T0TULLEY WERTH 1T.

F0R DEK0RASHUN, 1 PRINTUD 0WT A H0AL B0NCH 0F P00RN FRUM THA 1NTURNET AND GL00D THA PIKSHURZ ALL 0VUR THA KAR - THA SEELINJ, THA FL000R, THA BAKKSEET, THA D00RZ, AND S0 0N. 1 EVIN HAV TINEY PIKSHURZ 0F NEKKID CHIKS 0N THA SHIFTUR AND 1N THA AYRE VENTSS. 1 KUVURD THA MEERURZ AND W1ND0WZ T00, BUT 1T WUZ HARD T0 DRYVE S0 1 TUK THEM D0UWN.

S0 AS Y00 KAN SEE, 1 HAV A SIRIUSLEY AWSUM AND KLASSEY RYDE. THARE ARR A L0T 0F UTHUR HIDDIN FEETCHURS AS WELL, WITCH 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT LATURD. 1F Y00 WUNT ANY ADV1SE 0N H0WW T0 TRIKK 0WT YER KARR, PLEEZ LET ME KN0WE, 1 W00D BE HAPPEY T0 HELP - WETHER Y00 ARR AN AMATCHUR 0R A PR0EFESHUNUL. ESPESHULLEY 1F YER 0NE 0F THA D00DS FRUM THA TEEVEE SH0WE P1MP MY RYDE.

NEKST TYME 1 W1LL DISKRYBE THA FERST ST0PP 0N MY VAKASHUN.