S0MMUURS ALM0AST 0VUR.....ANOTHYUR POEUM

WELL 1TS THE END 0F AWGUST AND 1 KAN SAY TH1S, THAT 1TS BEEN A GRATE

S0MMURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARE WUZ L0TS 0F GUD PARTIES, L0TS 0F K0MB0ES, AND L0TS 0F 0LD E AND OF COURSSS, L0TS 0F SECKS W1TH CH1CXS. LABUR DAYE 1S KOMING UPP AND 1 HAVE L1KE 340923498239048239 PARTEEES THAT 1 G0T 1NVUTED T00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYWAYE, 0NE 0F THE HYLYTES 0F THE SUMMUR 1S THE FAKT THAT WE STARTUD TH1S BL0G AND 1 WANTUD TO RYTE ANOTHYR POEUM, TH1S TYME REGARD1NG THE GRATE SUMMYURD. PLEEZE REED 0N......AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

OH SUMMYUR 1TS ALM0ST 0VUR
L1KE A PHART 1N THE WYND
A FAD1NJ MAMARRORY.

PALM TREES AND SM0K1NJ TREES
1 EET S0 MANY K0MB0ES
AFTER 1 SMOAK
THE GANJE

OLD E G0ES D0WN
S0 SM00THLEE
WUN 1 DRENK TO0O MANYEE
1 KANT SEEE
STRATE

THE NYTES ARE GET11NJ KOOULUR
1 JOST TOOK
THE B1GGUEST D0MP EVUR
"BOOULLER BOOULER!!"
WHAT A GRATE MOOVIEE THAT 1S

1 SAYD T0 A FREND
"HAY MANN, LUUK AT TH1SS SUNSET
IT'S ORANJE
L1KE THE CHEEYZE 1N KOMB0ES"
HE SAYD
"1 HEER Y00 MANN, 1TS ENUFF T0 MAKE
A GR0WN MAN
KRYE"

1 EM TEER1NJ UPP A BYT. HOAP THE CH1CKX ARE REED1NJ TH1SS, 1T SH0WS MY SENSETE1V SYDE. NOT K1D1NG!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOOS1NG THE BATHRRUUM PR0PERLEE

0KAY TH1S 1SSH00 1S M00RE 0F A D00D TH1NJ BUT 1TS ALS0E POSSUBUL THAT 1T K1LD BE A GURL TH1NJ T00, 1T RE1LLY DEPENDZ 0N THE PERSUN HAHAHAHAAH N0T K1D1NG!!!!!!!!
SO 1 WENT T0 TAKE A WEE T0DAYE AT 0NE 0F MY 6 J0BBS, BECAKSE 1 DR1UNK A L0T 0F WATEURD AND KAWFEE. 1 TRYE T0 EET HELTHY (1VE HERD K0MB0ES, WATURD, KAWFEE, AND 0LD E 1S A G00D HELTHY KOMBOE..PARD0N THE PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1...MOORE 0N TH1SS LATURDD!!!!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH) AND WEUN 1 WENT T0 Y00SE THE RESTRUUM DARE SEEMS T0 BE D00DS WHO KANT AYM K0RREKTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 EM NOT 0NE 0F THEM 1 MAYK SURE MY WANJ AYMS AT WARE 1T NEEDS T0. WUT 1 D0NT 0NDERSTAND 1S THAT H0WE Y00 KAN M1SS 1T S0 BLANTANTLEE S0 PEE1NJ 1S L1KE WALK1NNJ ON A MINEFEELD. YESS OKAYE 1 KN0WE 1TS GR0SS BUT 1TS AN ISSHOO THAT NEEDS T0 BE ADDRUSSED!!!!!! S0 D00DS WYN Y00 ARE Y000S1NJ THE FAS1L1TEES, ALWAYZ AYM..... N0T F0R THE STARRS!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHGAGAGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!! MANN 1 KANT HELPP H0WE F0NNEE 1 AM.

0NE KWIK ST0REE, DARE WUZ TH1S 0NE D00D AT 0NE 0F MY 0LD J0BBS, H00 USED T0 TALK 0N THE F0AN WYLE TAK1NJ A KRAP . VERRY GR0SS!!!!!!1 AND THEN HE W1LDNT WASCH H1S HANDSS AFTURWARDSS. GREGG WAS WITNUSS T0 TH1S T00, 1 YEWSED T0 D0 TH1SS BUT THEN CH1CX W1LD THENK T1T WAS DISG0ST1NG S0 1 STOPPUD AND SAW THE ERRUR 0F MY WAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND N0WE WUN 1 Y00SE THE JAWN, 1 EM VERRY MANNUR DR1VEN. CH1CKS L1KE MANNURS. N0T K1D1NG. ALS0E PASS1NJ GASS L1KE DARES N0 T0M0RR0WE 1N THE BATHRUUM (OR 1N GENEERUAL) 1S ALS0E S0RT 0F NASTEE, BUT FUNNEE AT THE SAYM TYME. TPTHTPTHTPTHTPTHPTHTTHTPTHPTHTPTHPHTP
YAH

1 LYKE T0 RYTE T00

GREGGS LAST POEUM 1NSPYRED ME S0 MUCH T0 RYTE S0 1 HEERS THE 0NE 1 R0AT. 1 AM 0FFEN 1NSPIRED BY EDGURD ALLUM POHE, SHAYKSSPEER, AND OTHUR GRATES. 1 AM 0NE KULLCHUURED M0THERFUKKUR. 0NE 0F THE REEZ0NS 1 HAVE SECS W1TH A L0T 0F CH1CKX 1S THAT 1 AM 0N 0NE HAND A TUFF B1YOTCH, BUT 1 AM ALS0 A TR00 SKOLUR. S0 W1TH0WT FURTHUR D00, HEER WE G0. TH1S 1S AB0WT A GURL H00 1 RELL1Y LIKED 0NE DAYE

1TS KALLYD, HEVEY MUTUL L0VE

1 SAW Y00 STAND1NG FR0M AFARR,

1 NEEDYD S0METHENJ FR0M THE BARR

1 THEN HAD T0 PASS S0ME GASS

1T WAS THEN, 1 SAW

Y00R ASS

AND FELL

1N LUV

Y00 D1DNT G1VE ME THE TYME 0F DAYE

1T WAS 0KAYE

1 DINT PRAYE

BEKAYSE

1M N0T RELIJJUSS

Y00 T0LD ME T0 GET THE F0KK 0WT 0F HEER

AFTUR 1 OFFURED Y00 A BEER

1T WAS KLEER

THAT 1 GR0SSUED Y00 0WT

S0 THEN 1 HAD T0 SH0WT

1 NEED TO PHART REEL BAD!!!!!!!

BUT 1TS ALL GUD, BECKAUSE THEN

1 H1T 0N AN0THUR GURL

SHE MYTE HAVE BEEN A D00D F0R ALL 1 KN0WE

T00 MUCH 0LD E W1LL D0 THAT

MAN THAT BEER MAKES ME G0E.

PEE

S0 1N THE END, 1 NEVUR G0T ANY.

1 THEN HAD T0 G0T0 DENNYS

AND 0RHYDR PLENTY

M00NS 0VUR MYHAMMEE

AND A SAWMPLUR PLATTURD

W0W N0W 1 HAVE R1LLY

G0 EAT A BAG

0F K0MB0ES

MY LUVE F0R Y00 ST1LL GR0ES

ANY THAWTES 0N MY PEOUM!>??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

1 R0AT A P0EUM

1F Y00 REED TH1S BL0J REGYULURLEY THEN Y00 KN0WE THAT 1 EM A PRITTEY BADASSS M0THRF0KKKUR. BUT 1 ALS0E HAV A SENSS1T1V, THAWTFULL S1DE, WICH HELPSS ME HAV SEKS W1TH CH1XS. W1TH THAT 1N M1ND, PLEEZ REED MY AWSUM P0EUM.

AN 0AD T0 K0MB0ZE, BY GREGG

Y00 ARR AWSUM
PR0BUBLEY THA BESST THINJ 1N THA WERLD
BESYDES SEKS W1TH CHIXS.

Y00 ARR KRUNCHEEY
L1KE A BUNTCH 0F R0X W00D PR0BUBLEY BEE
1F Y00 K00D EET R0X.

Y00 ARR T00B-SHAYPED
L1KE MY WANG
BUT Y00 ARR MUTCH, MUTCH, MUTCH SMALLUR THEN MY EN00RMUSS WANG.

Y00 ARR DELISHUSS
SALTEY AND CHEEZEY
L1KE MY BAWLZ.

Y00 - ARR THA GRATEST SNAK F00D EVUR 1NVENTUD, EVIN BETTUR THEN SLIM JIMZ.
Y00 - ARR EVERYTHINJ T00 MEE.
Y00 - ARR K0MB0ZE.

- THA END -

M00S1K ANALESYS

OKAY, BE1NJ THE S0RT 0F M00S1K K0N0S0RE THAT 1 AM, 1D L1KE T0 TAYK TH1S OPPORT00NITY T0 RE1LLY DESKRYBE H0W 1 BRAKE D0WN A S0NJ. SOME S0NJS ARE MENT T0 BE TAYKEN AT FASE VAL00 WARE DARES N0 DEEPUR THAWTE REKWIRED, BUT THEN THARE ARE SUM THAT R1LLY M00VE 0NE'S EM0SHUNUL M0WNTANS WEN L1STENYUD T0.
0NE 0F THESE S0NJS 1S THE VAN HALYN H1T "J0MP" FR0M I984. 1 REMEMBVR THE DAYE L1KE 1T WAS YESTERDAYE WUN 1 FURST HERD 1T. S1TT1NG BAKK AT MY PARENTZ H0WSE, EET1NJ K0MB0ES, PHART1NJ, AND WATCHENJ MTVEE WUN THEY ACKSUALLY PLAYD M00S1K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AND N0T PEMP MY RYDE ESPISOAD 43948290!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT 1 DIGRESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

S0 LETS TAYK THE LERIKS T0 THE S0NJ AND TH1NJ AB0WT THEM. HAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA , I WILL TAYK EECH SECTIONE 0F THE S0NJ AND BRAYK 1T D0WNE!!!


"1 GETT UPP AND N0THINJ GETS ME D0WNE.
Y00 G0T 1T TUFF. 1VE SEEN THE TUFFEST AR0WNDE
AND 1 KN0WE BABYEE, J0ST H0W Y00 FEEL.
Y00VE G0T T0 R0AL W1TH THE PUNCHUS, T0 GET WUTS REEL"

0KAY.N0WE WUT LEE ROWTH 1S SAYI1NJ HEER 1S THAT HE WAYKS UP 1N THE M00RN1NJ, EETS A BAG 0F K0MB0ES AND HE FEELS L1KE A MEELION BUKKS!!!!! LYKE HE K1LD TAYK 0VUR THE W0RLD!! AND T0 NEVER LET L1FE GET Y00 D0WNE, Y00 J0ST G0TTA KEEP 0N KEEP1NMJ ON!!!!!!!!!!!

OH KANT Y00 SEE ME STAND1NJ HEER,
1VE G0T MY BAKK AGANST THE REKKYURD MASHEEEN
1 AYNT THE W0RST THAT Y000VE SEEN.
OH KANT Y00 SEE WUT 1 MEEAN!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HEER THE D00D 1S HAVN1J A TUFF TYME, HE 1S 1N A BARR AND HE 1S VERRY DRUNKK BUT HE SEES THE GURL THAT HE WANTSZ..HE 1S FEEL1NK 1NSEKOORE AB0WT HIMSELF. TYME T0 EET M0RE K0MB0ES AND GET DRUNKK AND F0KKED UP!!!!!!!!!

MYTE AS WEILL J0MP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 G0 AHED J0MP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N0W WUT HE 1S TELLINJ Y00 1S THAT N00NE KAN H0LD Y00 BAKK FR0M Y00R DREEMS, Y00 NEED T0 JOMP OVUR TH0AS H0RDLES W1CH L1FE THR0WS 1N Y00R WAY!!!!!!!! N0 MATTUR WUT, Y00 HAVE T0 KEEP THE DREEM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MANN EVUN J0ST WRITI1NJ TH1SS, 1 FEEL INSPIYRED ..REDY T0 TAYK 0N THE WORULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1M GONNA G0 BUYE S0ME K0MB0ES AND 0LD E, AND R1LLY G0 GET S0ME ST0FF D0NE!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE EVUN SN1FF S0ME GL00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHHAHAHHASDJHKASJDHASJKDHASJKDHKASHADAHJAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH

AN 1NT1M1T SUBJEKT

HY EVEREYB0DDEY T0DAYY 1 WUNTED T0 TAULK AB0WT A SUBJEKT THAT M0AST PEEPUL ARR A LITUL UNKUMFTURBULL D1SKUSSINJ. THA SUBJEKT 1S PURSUNUL HYJEENE. F00R MANEY YEERZ 1 D1D N0T FULLEY 0NDURSTAND THA 1MP00RTANSE 0F BEINJ KLEEN. BUT N0W 1 D00. 1 EM 0LDUR, W1ZUR, AND M0AST 1MP00RTINTLEY, MUTCH KLEENUR.

F0R 0NE THINJ, CHIKS D0NT L1KE T0 HAVE SEKS W1T Y00 1F Y00 SMELL BADD. AN EKSEPSHUN T00 TH1S R00L 1S IF THA CHIK 1S VEREY DR0NK. BEKAWSE, AS WE HAV SED, DR0NK CHIXS L1KE SEKS M00R THAN S0BUR CH1XS. THAY W1L IGN00R YER STENTCH, BEKAWSE 1T 1S HARD T0O SMELL THINJS WEN Y00 ARR BAIRLEY K0NSHUSS. N0T K1D1NJ. THA P0YNT 1S, 1F YER TRYEINJ T0 HAV SEKS W1T A S0BUR CHIK, TAYKE A SH0WUR, WASH YER WANG, AND PUT 0N L0TS 0F YER F1N1ST K0L0AN.

ALS0 1T 1S HARD T0 GIT A J0BB 1F Y00 SMELL L1KE ASSS. 1 1NTURVYEWED F0R MANEY J0BBS 1N THA BIZNISS WERLD, 0N WALL STREAT, 0R WUTEVUR, AND 1 D1D1NT GIT ANNY 0F THEMM. M0AST TYMES 1 WUZ JUST ASKD T0 LEEVE THA BILD1NJ, WITH0WT EVIN GITTIN T00 THA 1NTURVYEW. TH1S 1S DEF1N1ITLEE BEKAWSE 1 HAD H0RRIBULL B0DDEE 0DUR. 0NE DAYY 1 TUK A SH0WUR, W1T S0PE AND EVERYTHINJ. 1 EVIN SKRUBBD MY BAWLZ REEL GUD. THEN 1 WENT T00 MY INTURVYEW AT THA L0KUL WAWA, AND 1 G0T THA J0BB N0 PR0BLUM. THAY HYRED MEE 0N THA SP0T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WUZ A GRATE J0BB, BEKAWSE 1 K00D SWYPE ALL THA K0MB0ZE 1 WUNTED, AS L0NJ AS THA DIKKASS MANAJUR WUZINT LUKING. ALS0 THARE WUZ TH1S H0TT CHIK THAT WERKED THA SANDW1TCH K0WNTUR. 0NE DAYY SHEE ASKD MEE T0 GIT SUM L0NCHMEET FRUM THA FRIJJE 1N THA BAKK, AND 1 KAME BAKK W1TH MY PANTS AR0WND MY ANKULS. 1 SED, "HAY BABEY, ALL 1 K00D F1ND WUZ TH1S GIYANT SALAMEE!!!!!!" AAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! YAH 1 EM A PRITTEY GUD K0MEDEEYAN. ANNYWAY 1 WUZ FYRED LATUR THAT DAYY.

YAH, S0, THA P0YNT 1S, STAYY KLEEN AND Y00 W1LL GIT K0MB0ZE.

MAT1TH W1TH ER1KK 1O7 - Y00 KAN HAVE F0N ..N0T K1D1NG

1TS A GRATE M0NDAYE......HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA 0H MAN, 1 DRANK A L0T 0F EVERYEETHENJ AND ATE A L0T 0F K0MB0ES TH1S WEEKUND. 1 D0NT EVEN REMEMBUR M0AST 0F 1T!!!!!! AHSDAJDHAJDKHAKJDHAJKDHAJKDHA. YAH.
ANYH0WE ENUFF AB0WT THATT, T0DAY 1 FELT THE NEED T0 RE1LLY K0NVEY H0W MUCH F0N 1 THENK MATH 1S. 1TS N0T A SUBKJEKT Y00 HAVE T0 HAYT!!!!! M0AST PEEPLE T0TALLY SH0N 1T, HAHHAHAAHAHA BUT 1 D0NT AND NEFUR W1LL 1 K0NSIDUR MYSELVE A JOONYOR MATHEMETISHUN 1 G0T STRA1GHT EFFS 1N SKO0L BEKAWSE 1 HAD MY 0WN THEE0REES THAT THE TEECHURS J0ST D1DNT GET. S0METYMES JENNIUSSES ARE M1SUNDERST00D, 1TS J0ST THE STR0GGLE WE HAVE.

S0 HEERS WUT 1D L1KE Y00 T0 D0. REED THE F0LL0W1NG EKWASHUNS AND THEN D0NT L00K AT THE ANSY00RS, TRIE T0 FIGGOUR 1T 0WT AND THEN LUUOOK!!!!!!!!

0KAY EQUASHUN N0MBUR 1)

1F DARE ARE 4O 40 0WNCE BOTTULS 0F 0LD E HALF FOLL 0N THE WAL, HOW M0CH BEER 1S LEFT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?...................................................................................



1F Y00 QUESSEUD. 8OO OWNCES. Y00 ARE WR0NJ. S0RREE D00DS AND D00DETTES. THE REEZ0N BE1NG, 1S THAT EVERY0NE MYTE SAY TH1S..BUT R1LLY THENK AB0WT 1T. THE BEER 1S PROBABLEE WARM BY N0WE 1F 1TS LEFT AND 1F Y00 KN0WE ANYTHI1NJ AB0WT BEER, 1F 1TSW WARM, 1T GETS THR0WNE 0WT!!!!!!
S0 THE ANSYR 1S ZEROE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

EQUASHUN N0MBUR 5)

1F Y00 ATE I7 BAGS 0F KOMB0ES BUT BAWTE A B0CS 0F 30 BAGS, H0W MANNEE W1LD Y00 HAVE LEFT........................................

OKAY 1F Y000 QUESSEUD I3, AGANE Y00R WR0NG!!! HAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE REEZ0N 1S Y00 W1LD HAVE D0MPED THEM ALL 1N A B1G BUKKUT T0 EET AS S00N AS Y00 BAWTE THE BAGS AND N0T LEEVE THEM 1N THE BAGS!!!! SO THE ANSUR 1S ZEERROE!! HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TH1S 1S KEEY T0 LEERN1NG Y00SEF0L MATH!! THENKING W1TH 1NTELLEKT!!!

EQUASHUN N0MBUR 8)

1F Y00 WATCH THE TEEVEE SH0WE LOST F0R 0NE H0WRE, AND Y00 BAWTE 7- 40 OWNCE B0TTULS 0F BEER, H0W MANY 0WNCES W1LD Y00 HAVE DRANK 1F Y00 DRANK THEM ALL 1N THE H0WR!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

0KAY.....THE ANSYR 1S...............................................

245 0WCES. THE REMANING 35 ( 5 OZ 1N EEECH BOTTUL) 1S ALWAYS THE W0RST BEKAYSE 1TS THE B0TTUM 0F THE BEER, N00NE H00 APPRESHYATES G00D BEEHR DR1NKS THE VERYY B0TTOM SO YOO ALWAYS LEEV 5 OWNSES G1VE 0R TAYK!!!!!!

AHSDHASJDHASJKDHASJKDHSJKDASHJKDHASJKDHSAJKHASJKDHASJKDHASJKDH

WELL, THATS MY MATFTH LESSYUN F0R T0DAYE! 1 HOAP Y00 LEERNED S0METH1NKG. NECTS WEELL TAKUL M0RE DIFFUKULT PROBLUMS!~!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHH