HAY D00DS AND D00DEYUTTES 1M BAKK FROM A VAKASHUN IN JURMANEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1T WAS S00 GRATE, THE BEEURS WUR B1G, THE GURLS WUR SMOKENHJ, AND DARE WAS A L0T 0F INTELLETCHUAL SH1T THAT 1 SAW. AHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!11 1 AM 0NE KULCHURED MOTHERFUKKGER BUT Y00 ALL NOO THATT.
S0 1 MAYD S0ME 0BSERVASHUINS WYLE DARE..AT 0NE POYNT 1 DRANK L1KE 349829041238 BEEURS AND 1 REEELLEE WANTUD S0ME K0MB0ES. 1 WENT TO L1KE 25 ST00RES AND N0 DISE AND 1 ONLY SPEEK A L1TTLE JURMAN, (WURDS L1KE SH1SSKOPF W1CH MEENS SH1THED OR 1CH HABE ENE GR0USSE WEENUR ..WH1CH MEENS 1 HAVE A B1G WEENUR AHHAHAHAHAH! 1 Y00SED THAT UNE A L0TT AND 1 ENDED UP HAV1NG S0ME GOOD SECKSS !!!!!!!!1 JURMAN GURLS R00L,..YAH) SO N00NE HAD KOMBOES, 1 SEERCHED HIJGH AND LOWE FOR THAT SH11T BUT N0 D1SE!!!!!!!!!! S0 1 BAWTE S0ME PREZULS AND CHOPPUD THEM UPP 1N MY H0TUL R00M AND BAWTE S0ME CHEESE T00 AND MAYD MY OWNE. LET ME TELL Y00 TH1S EVERY0NE, WUN Y00 KANT F1ND WUT YOU NEED, YOU MAYK 1T!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N0W D0NT G0 STEEL1NG MY 1DEYAS, 1M ALREDY 1N TALKS W1TH KOMBOE MAKURS T0 SEE 12F 1 KAN PETCH SOME NOO FLAVORS..1F Y00 STEEL THEM 1 WILL FIND Y00 AND BEET Y00R ASS..NOT K1DD1NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEESE 1NKL00D
BRATW00RST KOMBOES (THEEY L1UUK L1KE A BRATWURST..LONJ L1KE MY WANJ, BYT ARE FLAHVURED WTH WURST AND ST0FF..A FUUT LONG KOMBOE)
0LD E KOMB0ES (GET YO00 F0KKED UP AND A G00D SNAKKK!!!!!!!!!)
APPELSTOOORDUL KOMB0ES ( A GRATE DEZERUT IDEYA)
SAWUJSAJE AND EGGG FLAV0R KOMBOES..A HELTHY TASTEE BREKFAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKT0BURFEST KOMBOES ( A KOMBOE0F BEEUR, SAWUSAJE, S0WERKRAUT, H0T D0GJS AND BRATTW0RST R00ULLED UPP 1NT0 0NE GRATE MEEL/SNAKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
S0 YAH, MY TREP PROOVUED TO BE EYE OPENINJ ..G0T N00 BIZNUSS UIDEYAS..M0RE M0NEE F0R ME POTENSHULLY WH1CH EKWALS M00RE SECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREGG WUT D0 Y00 THENK 0F MY N00 KOMB0E IDEYUAS!??!?!??!!?
S0 1 MAYD S0ME 0BSERVASHUINS WYLE DARE..AT 0NE POYNT 1 DRANK L1KE 349829041238 BEEURS AND 1 REEELLEE WANTUD S0ME K0MB0ES. 1 WENT TO L1KE 25 ST00RES AND N0 DISE AND 1 ONLY SPEEK A L1TTLE JURMAN, (WURDS L1KE SH1SSKOPF W1CH MEENS SH1THED OR 1CH HABE ENE GR0USSE WEENUR ..WH1CH MEENS 1 HAVE A B1G WEENUR AHHAHAHAHAH! 1 Y00SED THAT UNE A L0TT AND 1 ENDED UP HAV1NG S0ME GOOD SECKSS !!!!!!!!1 JURMAN GURLS R00L,..YAH) SO N00NE HAD KOMBOES, 1 SEERCHED HIJGH AND LOWE FOR THAT SH11T BUT N0 D1SE!!!!!!!!!! S0 1 BAWTE S0ME PREZULS AND CHOPPUD THEM UPP 1N MY H0TUL R00M AND BAWTE S0ME CHEESE T00 AND MAYD MY OWNE. LET ME TELL Y00 TH1S EVERY0NE, WUN Y00 KANT F1ND WUT YOU NEED, YOU MAYK 1T!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N0W D0NT G0 STEEL1NG MY 1DEYAS, 1M ALREDY 1N TALKS W1TH KOMBOE MAKURS T0 SEE 12F 1 KAN PETCH SOME NOO FLAVORS..1F Y00 STEEL THEM 1 WILL FIND Y00 AND BEET Y00R ASS..NOT K1DD1NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEESE 1NKL00D
BRATW00RST KOMBOES (THEEY L1UUK L1KE A BRATWURST..LONJ L1KE MY WANJ, BYT ARE FLAHVURED WTH WURST AND ST0FF..A FUUT LONG KOMBOE)
0LD E KOMB0ES (GET YO00 F0KKED UP AND A G00D SNAKKK!!!!!!!!!)
APPELSTOOORDUL KOMB0ES ( A GRATE DEZERUT IDEYA)
SAWUJSAJE AND EGGG FLAV0R KOMBOES..A HELTHY TASTEE BREKFAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKT0BURFEST KOMBOES ( A KOMBOE
S0 YAH, MY TREP PROOVUED TO BE EYE OPENINJ ..G0T N00 BIZNUSS UIDEYAS..M0RE M0NEE F0R ME POTENSHULLY WH1CH EKWALS M00RE SECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREGG WUT D0 Y00 THENK 0F MY N00 KOMB0E IDEYUAS!??!?!??!!?
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W0WW D00D TH0ZE ARR SUM SIRIUSLEY TASTEE K0MB0ZE. S0WNDS L1KE A T0TULLEY SWEEET TR1PP!!!!?!!!!! D11D Y00 MEAT HASULH0FF?!?!!?!? 1 HEER THAY W0RSH1PP H1MM L1KE A G0DD 0VUR THARE. N0T K1D1NJ.
YAH MAN WELL 1 D1D SEE H1M 0N THE STREAT 0NSE AND I SAYD T0 H1M.." HAY DAYVE, 1 L00V Y00R T00NS.." ..THEN 1 POINTUD MY ASS 1N H1S D1REKTION AND I THEN SAYD "THPTTHPTHTHPTHPTTHPTHTTHPTHTTHPTHTPHTPTHTPTHPTHTPTHPTHTPTHTHPTHHPTHTPTHPHPTHPT"..EVERY0NE RAN AWAYE AFTUR THATT.
YAH 1 W00D HAV SED THA SAYME THINJ T00 H1M. 1 MEEN, NYTE RYDUR WUZ T0TULLEY AWSUM, AND BAYWACH WUZ A REELEE F1NE PR0GRAMM AS WELLL. BUT THA SINGINJ 1S K0MPLEETLEY GAYY.
YAH BAYWATSCH WAS KWALITTYE TEE VEE, 1 LUVVE DTHE GURLS 0N THE SH0WE, I ROAT TO THEM A BUNCH 0F TYMES ASK1NJ 1F THEYE WANTUED T0 HAVE SECKS, BUT THEY NEFER RESPONDEUD..KANT W1N EM ALL 1 QUESS HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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