ANUTHUR 1MP0RT1NT TH1NJ 1N LYFE 1S F00D. PEEPUL NEED T0 EET F00D, 0R THAY W1LL EVENCHUALLEY G1T H0NGREY. PLUSS, SUMTYMES CHIXS W1LL G1V Y00 SEKS 1F Y00 MAYKE THEM A N1SE DINNUR. S0 T0DAYYS P0AST 1S AB0WT MAKINJ SUM GRATE F00DS. 1 W1LL GIV Y00 0NE 0F MY VEREY SPESHUL RES1PEEZ!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUYMYUMYYMYUYUYMYYUYUMYUYMYUMYUYMUYMYYUMUYMUYUYMUYMYUYUMYUUMYUMYUMYUMYMUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 EM A SHEFF. 1 D1D1NT G0 T00 SHEFF SK00L - 1 TAWT MYESELLF. 1 MAYKE SUM SIRIIUSLY G0RMAY SH1Z. 1 USE A KUPPUL 0F SEKRET 1NGREYD1UNTS THAT 1 W1LL SHAYRE W1T Y00. Y00 MAYY BEE SKEPTIKUL AT FERST, BUT TRYE 1T, Y00 W1LLL LUV 1T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y00 HAV MY GARAUNTEEEEEEE
1 EM A SHEFF. 1 D1D1NT G0 T00 SHEFF SK00L - 1 TAWT MYESELLF. 1 MAYKE SUM SIRIIUSLY G0RMAY SH1Z. 1 USE A KUPPUL 0F SEKRET 1NGREYD1UNTS THAT 1 W1LL SHAYRE W1T Y00. Y00 MAYY BEE SKEPTIKUL AT FERST, BUT TRYE 1T, Y00 W1LLL LUV 1T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y00 HAV MY GARAUNTEEEEEEE
GREGGS SOOPUR AWSUM MEET PYE
INGRED1YUNTS:
1 KUPP SHUGUR
1/2 KUPP KETCH0P
1 B0KS BR0UWN SHUGUR S1NAMUN P0P TARTSS
1 PAKAJE TW1NKEEZ
ANUTHUR PAKAJE 0F TWINKEEZ
1 KAN D1NTEE M00R BEAF ST00
12 SNIKURZ BARZ
50 SL1M J1MMS (1 PRIFER SPISEY, BUT JUSST USE YER FAYV0RIT)
1 P0WND K0MB0ZE (ANYTHINJ EKSEPT KRAKKUR FLAYVUR, WITCH SUKS PIJJUN BAWLZ)
1 B0TTUL 0LD EE (D0 NOT USE SAYNT 1DEZ 0R MIKKEES O0R K0ALT 49)
1NSTRUKSHUNS:
GIT A PYE PANN, OR SUM K1ND 0F D1SH 0R SUMTHINJ. 0R WUTEVUR. BRAYKE UP THA P0P TARTZ AND TW1NKEEZ, AND MASH EM ALL T00GETHUR W1T YER HANZ. PRESSS THA MIKSCHUR AGENST THA SYDES 0F THA PANN.
LETT S1T F0R 1 T0 5 DAYZ. TH1S LETS THA FLAYVURS BLENDD T0GETHUR AND GIT TASTEEYUR.
1N ANUTHUR B0AL, KUMBYNE BEAF ST00, SHUGUR, KATCH0P. MASH 1T ALL UPP. USE YER HANZ, 1TS K000L. P00R 1NT00 PANN. TARE UP SLIM J1MZ AND STIKK THEM ALL 0VUR THAT SH1T.
PREHEET UVIN T0 9OOO D1GREEZ (0R H0WEVUR H0TT THAT FOKKUR GITS)
KAYREFULLY LAYY SNIKURZ ALL OVUR MEAT PYE. PUTT PYE 1N UVIN. BAYKE F0R 2-12 H0WRZ, 0R WUTEVUR.
WYLE Y00 WAYTE, DRINKK YER 0LD EE AND EET K0MB0ZE.
WEN PYE 1S DUN, REM00VE FRUM UVIN. LET K00L F0R 3-16 H0WRZ. SL1SE PYE W1TH SHARPP NYFE. PUTT SLYSE 0N PLAYTE. GIT A F0RK. USE THA F00RK T0 BRAYKE 0FF A PEESE 0F PYE. GIT THAT PEESE 0F PYE 0N THA F00RK. KAYREFULLEY BALANSE PEESE 0F PYE 0N F00RK WYLE Y00 M00VE 1T T00RDS YER M0UF. PUT F00RK 1N MOUF. KL0ZE YER L1PZ 0VUR F00RK. REM000VE F0RK FRUM M0UF, LEEVINJ PYE 1NSYDE YER FASE. CH00 PYE KAYREFULLE. BE SHUR T0 INJ0YY ALL THA DELISHUSS FLAYVURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTUR Y00 HAV CH00D F0R A WYLE, PUSH THA PYE T00 THA BAKK 0F YER M0UF W1TH YER TUNG, AND THEN SWALL0WE 1T. YUMYUYMYUYMYUYMUYY MYMYMYUMYUYYMUYUYYUVMU U YUMYUYUMYUMUYMYYUYUMYYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KUNTINY00 EETINJ PYE UNTILL Y00 ARRRR FULL, 0R UNTILL 1T 1S G0N, W1CHEVUR K0MES FERST. AFTUR A WYLE, THA PYE W1LL MAYKE 1TS WATYY THR00 YER BELLEY, AND 1T W1LL WUNT T00 GET 0WT. THEN Y00 W1LL NEAD T0 FYND A BAFR00M. 1 W1LL GIV Y00 TH0ZE INSTRUKSHUNS AT ANUTHUR TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H0AP Y00 1NJ0YY MYE RES1PEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 comments:
MAN THAT S0WNDS TR00LEE DELISHUSS. 1 EM GONNA G0 GET TH0AS 1NGREDYIENTS RYTE N0WE...MY M0UF 1S WATERENJ JU0ST ENVISHUNING 1T
YAH, THA PYE 1S REELEE GUD. THA BESST PART 1S THA K0MB0ZE
YAH, I THENK 1 AM GOENJ TO RYTE A KOMBOES -SENTRIK RECEPEE B0OUK. LETS DO TH1AT MANN, WE K1LD THEN BE R1CH. REMEMBUR, MONEE CHANJES EVERYEETHENJ
0NE TYME 1 TRYED T0 SM0AK A B0AL 0F MASHD-UPP K0MB0ZE.
MAN 1 TRIYED T0 MAIK TH1S LAST NYGHT, BUT 1 DRANK TOO MUCH 0LDE E AND ALM0AST SET THE PLASE 0N FYRE HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
1F 1 HAD A D0LUR F0R EVEREY TYME 1 AKSIDENTALEY SET SUMTHIN 0N FYRE, 1 W00D BE A R1TCH MANN!!!!!!!!! N0T K1D1NJ.
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