HAY EVEREYB0DDEEY 1 EM BAK W1TH ANUTHUR 1NSTALLMINT 0F MY 0NG01NJ SEREEZ, 0N THA R0DE W1TH GREGG. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. TH1S TYME 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT H0WW 1 PREPAYRED F0R MY VAYKAYSHUN. 1TS N0T AS EEZEY AS Y00 MYTE TH1NKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THA WEEKE BEF00R MY VAYKAYSHUN, 1 TUK A FYEW DAYZ 0FF FRUM AB0WT NYNE 0F MY J0BZ - DELLEE K0WNTUR AT THA S00PURMARKIT, BANK SEKURITEY GARD, PEETSA DELIVUREY D00D, D0G WAULKUR, H0WSE PAYNTUR, AND A KUPPUL 0F UTHURS. 1 D1D TH1S S0 1 W00D HAV SUM EKSTRA TYME T00 GIT REDDY F0R MY B1G WEEKE 0FF!!!! 1 KEPT WERKINJ AT THA B0RGUR K1NJ, BEKAWSE, Y00 KN0WE, 1 NEEDID T0 EET. 1 ALS0E HAV TH1S G1GG AS A TESST SUBJEKT F0R N00 DR0GZ, AND THARE WUZ N0 WAYY 1 WUZ SKIPPINJ 0WT 0N THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAGAHGAHAAGHAGAGHAGHGAHAH. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. TH0 S0 FARR THAY HAVINT BIN VEREY GUD DR0GZ. 0NE 0F THEM MAYDE MY LEFFT NUTT GIT REEL B1GG, SO THATS K1NDA K00L. 1 SH0WD TH1S GERL, AND SHEE THAWT 1T WUZ K00L...SHE SED IT LUKED L1KE MY RYTE NUT WUZ 0RB1T1NJ MY LEFFT NUT L1KE THA M00N 0RB1TS THA SUN. 1 EM N0T REELEE SHUR WUT THAT MEENZ, BUT 1 QUESS 1TS PRITTEY SEKSEY T00 A CHIKK.
S0 YAH, N0W THAT 1 HAD A H0AL BUNTCH 0F FREE TYME, 1 MAYDE A L1ST 0F SHITT 1 NEED1D T0O GIT DUN. FERST 0FF, AND M0AST 1MP00RTINTLEY, 1 WENT T00 THA DR0GST00R AND ST0KKED UP 0N JIMMEE HATS. 1 BAWT L1KE 351793512735927 0F THEMM. 1 EM A SIRIUS BELEEVUR 1N SAYFE SEKS. 1 HAV HAD L1KE EVEREY ESS TEE DEE 1N EGZ1STINSE - G0NN0REEYA, S1F1L1S, SW0LL1N BAWL S1NDR0ME, DIKK R0T, Y00 NAYME 1T. AND LET MEE TELL Y00, 1TS REEL HARD T0 BANJ CHIKS WEN YER WANJ HERTS L1KE HELLL AND 1S DRIPPIN WEERD STINKEY SH1TT - TRUST MEE 0N THAT 0NE. N0T K1D1NJ.
N0WW, Y00 MYTE TH1NK 1 K00DINT P0SSIBLEE USE ALL TH0ZE RUBURZ. Y00 W00D BE R0NJ D00D. 1 G0 THR00 TH0ZE F0KKURZ L1KE Y00 W00DINT BELEEVE. 1 L1KE T00 MAYKE SHUR 1 HAV A JIMMEE HAT AVAYLABULL 1N EVEREY P0SSIBULL SENAREEY0. 1 HAV 1NSTAULLD AB0WT 5O SPESHUL B1NZ 1N MY KARR FULL 0F RUBURZ - EECH 1N A STRATEEJIK PLASE, L1KE UNDUR THA STEERINJ WEAL (1N KAYSE A CHIK WUNTS T0 F0KK WYLE 1 EM DRYVINJ), UNDUR THA FRUNT SEEETS (1N KAYSE WEE ARR G0NNA BANJ 1N THA BAKKSEET), 1N THA TR0NKK (MANEY CHIKKS HAV T0ALD MEE THAT F0KKINJ 1N THA TR0NK 1S VEREY R0MANTIKAL), UNDUR THA HUD (1N KAYSE A CHIKK F1NDS MEE D01N MEKANIKAL SHIZ AND THAT GITS HUR ALL H0TT)...1 K00D G0 0N. THEEZ SPESHUL BINZ ARR AKSH00ALEY JUST SH00BB0KSES - AND THAY ARR F1LLD W1TH JIMMEE HATS. S0 Y00 SEE H0W MANNEY 1 REELEE NEAD.
S0 YAH, 1 BAWT ALL MY JIMMEE HATS, STOPPD BY MY M0MS PLASE T0 B0R0W SUM MUNNY F0R THA TR1PP, AND 1 H1T THA R0DE. NEKST TYME 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT MY FERST ADVENCHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY T00ND.
THA WEEKE BEF00R MY VAYKAYSHUN, 1 TUK A FYEW DAYZ 0FF FRUM AB0WT NYNE 0F MY J0BZ - DELLEE K0WNTUR AT THA S00PURMARKIT, BANK SEKURITEY GARD, PEETSA DELIVUREY D00D, D0G WAULKUR, H0WSE PAYNTUR, AND A KUPPUL 0F UTHURS. 1 D1D TH1S S0 1 W00D HAV SUM EKSTRA TYME T00 GIT REDDY F0R MY B1G WEEKE 0FF!!!! 1 KEPT WERKINJ AT THA B0RGUR K1NJ, BEKAWSE, Y00 KN0WE, 1 NEEDID T0 EET. 1 ALS0E HAV TH1S G1GG AS A TESST SUBJEKT F0R N00 DR0GZ, AND THARE WUZ N0 WAYY 1 WUZ SKIPPINJ 0WT 0N THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAGAHGAHAAGHAGAGHAGHGAHAH. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. TH0 S0 FARR THAY HAVINT BIN VEREY GUD DR0GZ. 0NE 0F THEM MAYDE MY LEFFT NUTT GIT REEL B1GG, SO THATS K1NDA K00L. 1 SH0WD TH1S GERL, AND SHEE THAWT 1T WUZ K00L...SHE SED IT LUKED L1KE MY RYTE NUT WUZ 0RB1T1NJ MY LEFFT NUT L1KE THA M00N 0RB1TS THA SUN. 1 EM N0T REELEE SHUR WUT THAT MEENZ, BUT 1 QUESS 1TS PRITTEY SEKSEY T00 A CHIKK.
S0 YAH, N0W THAT 1 HAD A H0AL BUNTCH 0F FREE TYME, 1 MAYDE A L1ST 0F SHITT 1 NEED1D T0O GIT DUN. FERST 0FF, AND M0AST 1MP00RTINTLEY, 1 WENT T00 THA DR0GST00R AND ST0KKED UP 0N JIMMEE HATS. 1 BAWT L1KE 351793512735927 0F THEMM. 1 EM A SIRIUS BELEEVUR 1N SAYFE SEKS. 1 HAV HAD L1KE EVEREY ESS TEE DEE 1N EGZ1STINSE - G0NN0REEYA, S1F1L1S, SW0LL1N BAWL S1NDR0ME, DIKK R0T, Y00 NAYME 1T. AND LET MEE TELL Y00, 1TS REEL HARD T0 BANJ CHIKS WEN YER WANJ HERTS L1KE HELLL AND 1S DRIPPIN WEERD STINKEY SH1TT - TRUST MEE 0N THAT 0NE. N0T K1D1NJ.
N0WW, Y00 MYTE TH1NK 1 K00DINT P0SSIBLEE USE ALL TH0ZE RUBURZ. Y00 W00D BE R0NJ D00D. 1 G0 THR00 TH0ZE F0KKURZ L1KE Y00 W00DINT BELEEVE. 1 L1KE T00 MAYKE SHUR 1 HAV A JIMMEE HAT AVAYLABULL 1N EVEREY P0SSIBULL SENAREEY0. 1 HAV 1NSTAULLD AB0WT 5O SPESHUL B1NZ 1N MY KARR FULL 0F RUBURZ - EECH 1N A STRATEEJIK PLASE, L1KE UNDUR THA STEERINJ WEAL (1N KAYSE A CHIK WUNTS T0 F0KK WYLE 1 EM DRYVINJ), UNDUR THA FRUNT SEEETS (1N KAYSE WEE ARR G0NNA BANJ 1N THA BAKKSEET), 1N THA TR0NKK (MANEY CHIKKS HAV T0ALD MEE THAT F0KKINJ 1N THA TR0NK 1S VEREY R0MANTIKAL), UNDUR THA HUD (1N KAYSE A CHIKK F1NDS MEE D01N MEKANIKAL SHIZ AND THAT GITS HUR ALL H0TT)...1 K00D G0 0N. THEEZ SPESHUL BINZ ARR AKSH00ALEY JUST SH00BB0KSES - AND THAY ARR F1LLD W1TH JIMMEE HATS. S0 Y00 SEE H0W MANNEY 1 REELEE NEAD.
S0 YAH, 1 BAWT ALL MY JIMMEE HATS, STOPPD BY MY M0MS PLASE T0 B0R0W SUM MUNNY F0R THA TR1PP, AND 1 H1T THA R0DE. NEKST TYME 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT MY FERST ADVENCHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY T00ND.
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YAH MANN, THEEZE ARE GUD T1PS, SA1FE SECS 1S VERRYEE 1MPORTUNT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAH ...L1KE THE KUBB SKOWTS SAYE, ALWAYZ BE PREPAURED NOT K1D1NG!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
1 USED T0 TH1NK THA KUB SK0WTS WUR SUM K1ND 0F FANN KLUB, WARE D00DS W00D HANJ 0WT AND TAULK AB0WT R1NE SANDB0RG AND R1K SUTKLIFF AND SH1T. BUT APARINTLEY THAY ARR JUST A B0NTCH 0F D0RKEE K1DZ.
YAH. ALS0E, DONT F0RGUT DAN KWISENBEERYY. WASENT THE CH1KK VERSHUN 0FH THE KUBB SKOWTS THE BROWNBAGHS 0R S0METH1NG?!?!!?!?!?!?!
YAH. 1 ALLWAYZ THAWT THAT BR0UWNEES WUR CHIKS H00 WUR 1NT0 SH1T, L1KE KLEEVLIND STEEMURS. N0WW, 1 EM A PRITTEY 0P1N-MYNDED D00D, BUT 1 TH1NK THATS K1NDA GR0SSE. N0T K1D1NJ. ALTH0 0NE TYME 1 SHAT 1N TH1S GERL'S PERSE. SUMTYMES WEN Y00 G0TTA G0, Y00 G0TTA G0.
YAH, 1 LE1K KINKEE ST0FF, BUT THAT 1S PRETTY GR0SSE. 1TS TR00 TH0, WUN Y00 G0TTA G0E, Y00 G0TTA. 0NE TYME 1 WAS 1N MY KAR AND 1 KRAPPED 0WT THE WIND0WE WYLE DRE1V1NJ !!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA 1T WAS L1KE A T0RPED0E. I TH1NK I MYTE HAVE KAWSED AN ASS1DUNT..AHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!
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