Wednesday, December 24, 2008

HAY D00DS AND D00DETTYS!!! HAPPEE H00L1DAYZE AND, MERREE KRUTSMASS, KWANZAH AND AWL THAT!!!!!


WELL 1TS BEEN A LONJ TYME S1NSE WEEVE UPDAYTED THE S00PORBL0J. S0 WUT BETTUR WAYE T0 D0 1T THAN W1TH A SPESHUL KRISTMUSS EDISHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EACH YEER, 1 ALWAYZ MAYK 1T A P0YNT T0 RYTE S0ME N00 YEERS RES0LUSHUYNS, MAYK SPESHUL KRISTMUSS K0MB0E K00K1ES ( 0F KOURRSS EXTRAH CHEEZEEY 1N GINGURBRED SHAYPS!!!!!!!!), AND RYTE S0ME KRISTMUSS MUZZIK. I H0AP EVERY0NE GETS WUT THEY WANT TH1S YEER!!!!! HAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAH THPTHPTHPTHPTHTPHTTPHTPTHTPHTPTHP!!!!!!!!!!

S0 HEEERS A FEW S0NJS 1 ROAT..W1TH A SAMPLE 0F THE LYRIKCSS!!!!!! S0ME ARE 1NSPYRED BY GRATE S0NJS SUM ARE 0R1GINALS

"DEKK MY BALLZ!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH (FAL ALALALALAALALLALALALALGHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHH!!)
"FEED THA WURLD" ( LET THEM KN0E 1TS KOMB0E TYME!!!!)
"LAST KRISTMUSS" ( 1 GAVE Y00 MY PHARTS, BUT THE VERY NECKTS DAYE, YOU GAYVE THEM AWAY!!!!!!!)
"MY NUTZ R0AST1NJ 0N AN 0PUN FYRE!!!"(0WTCH THAT ACTUALEE S0WNDS PAYNFULL)
LITTLE PHARTER BOY!!!! AHHHAH ( 0000 THEY T0LD ME BU RUMP PUM PUM HTPTHPHTPHTPHPHPTHPTHTPT!!!!!!!!! ME AND MY HTPTHPTHTPHPTHTPHTTPH!!!!!!)

"A K0LD 4O, AND RAPP1NG PAPURD"
"STOKIING STUFFURS" (Y00ZE Y00R 1MAJINANT1ON..AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH TTPHPHPPTHPHPHTPTHTHTPHTPTHPTHTPTHTPHTP!!!)
AND LAST BUT N0T LEEST
"BL00 BALLZ KR1STMUSS" AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!! ("1LL HAVE A BL000, BALLZ, KRUSTMUSS, W1TH0WT Y000!!!!!!"

WELL 1 D0 H0AP Y00 HAVE A GUD KRISTUMMUSS AND ALL THAT. GREGG W1LL UPDAYT Y00 0N H1S ST0REE AND WHYE 1TS BEEN S0 L0NJ S1NSE WEE'VE POASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH.

BE SAYF, EET K0MB0ES, AND DR1NK 4OS LYKE Y00SYUAL!!!!

NEXT ED1SHUN, H0LIDAY RESSIPEES !@!!!!! !!!(!!(!(!!*(!*!(!*!(!*(!*!(!*!!!!

1 comment:

GREGG said...

GUD J0BB GITT1N EVRY0NE 1N THA H0L1DAYY SPEER1T, E-R0KK. TH0ZE ARR SUM AWSUM T00NZ. 1 ALLWAYZ L1KED THA KLASS1K N00 YEERS S0NJ, 0LDE BANG TYME, W1CH 1 TH1NK 1S AB0WT SEKS W1TH 0LDE CHIKS. "SH00D 0LDE AKWANTANSE H00 FURG0T, BEKAWZE 0ALD PEEPUL FURGET!!! SH00D 0LDE AKWAYNTANSE HAV SUM SEKS, BEKAWZE 1TS 0LDE BANG TYME!!!!" 0R SUMTH1N. ANNYWAYY, 1TS A GUD S0NJ T00 S1NJ 0N N00 YEERS AFTUR A FYEW F0RTEEZ WYLE HAVINJ SEKS W1TH SUM 0LDE HAGG. NOT K1D1NG.