HAY D00DS, 1 EM BAKK W1TH ANUTHUR CHAPTUR 0F MY 0NG01NJ SEREEZ, 0N THA R0DE W1TH MEE, GREGG. LAST TYME 1 T0ALD Y00 AB0WT MY T0TULLEY SWEET RYDE. 1 KN0WE Y00 ARR JELLUSS!!!! AAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAAHAGAHAGAAA ANNYWAYY N0WW 1 W1LL DISKRYBE THA FERST DAY 0F MY JURNEY.
BY THA WAYY, JURNEY WUZ A REELEE AWSUM BANDD. D0NT ST0PP BELLEEVIN G0T ME THR00 SUM REELEE TUFF TYMES 1N MY L1FE. L1KE TH1S 0NE TYME 1 WUZ AT THA ARKAYDE PLAYINJ QUEBURT, AND 1 HAD PUMPD L1KE 714217624332113 K0RTURZ 1NT0 THA MASHEEN AND BEETIN A L0T 0F LEVULZ. AND THEN THAT FUKKUR K0ILEY KAWT UP W1TH MEE AND 1 DYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D00DS 1 WUZ S0 F0KKIN PISSD 0FF, 1 PUNTCHED THIS K1D NEKST T00 MEE 1N THA FASE. HE DUSURVED 1T ANNWAYY, SINSE HE WUZ PLAYINJ MISTUR D00 0R SUM GAYE SH1T. SO RYTE THENN, D0NT ST0PP BELEEVIN KAME 0N, AND 1 REELYZED THAT 1 K00DINT GIV UPP AND 1 NEEDID T00 BEET K01LEY'S ASSSS!!!!!! 1 SPENT L1KE ANUTHUR $8275369253623 0N THA GAYME AND PLAYD 1T UNTILL 1 WENT BLYND (D0NT WURREY, 1T WUZ TEMP0RARRY).
THANX JURNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANUTHUR TYME 1 WUZ HANGINJ 0WT W1TH E-R0KK AND SUM UTHUR FRENDS AND WE WUR DRINKINJ SUM 0LD FUKKLISHES AND GITTIN KUMPLEETLEY HAMMURD. 1 D0NT REELEE RIMEMBUR MUTCH 0F THAT NYTE, BUT A KUPPUL D00DS T0ALD MEE WUT HAPPIND. 1 WUZ S0 F0KKED UPP 1 K00DINT TAULK, 1 WUZ DR00LINJ, 1 THR0WED UPP 1N THA H0WSEPLANTS, AN 1 QUESS 1 HAD PISSD AND SHAT ALL 0VUR MYESELLF. S0 BASIKALLEY A REGYULUR NYTE, EKSEPT F0R THA SHITTINJ. S0 SUM GYE SED, "HAY GREGG, Y00 KANT P0SSIBLEY DRINK ANNYM00R," AND 1 START1D T0 AGREEE W1TH HIM. BUT THEN D0NT ST0P BELEEVIN KAME 0N THA SEEDEE PLAYUR, AND 1 SED, "F0KK Y00 D00DS, 1 KAN DR1NK M00R Y00 F0KKURZ!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" AND 1 HAD L1KE 3253791253 M00R 0LD FUKKLISHES. 1 HAD MY STUM1KK P0MPED THAT NYTE AND SPENT THREE DAYZ 1N THA H0SPITUL BUT 1T WUZ T0TULLEY WERTH 1T.
THANX AGANN JURNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S0, HEERS A SH0WT-0WT T0 STEEVE PERREE AND THA GANJ: Y00 D00DS ARR T0TULLEY F0KKINJ JEENYUSSES.
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D00D THEY ARE THE BEST FUKKING BANDD EVUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. STEEV PEERRYEE HAS THE BEST VOYSE AND RYTES LIRICKS LIKE N0 0THUR. S0ME 0F MY FAVORET J00RNYE S0NJS ARE "SEPRAYT WAYES" (LUV THE VIEDEO), "OPUN ARMS" ..SUCH A GRATE BALADD AND "wHEEL 1N THE SKYE"...KEEPS ON TURN1J..D0NT KNOWE WARE 1LL BE T0M0RR0W!! HAHAAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAH. ANUTHUR GUD 0NE WUZ FAYTHFULLEY. 1 RIMEMBUR 0NE TYME 1 WUZ HANGINJ W1TH MY GERLFREND AND FAYTHFULLEY START1D PLAYINJ. 1 WUZ L1KE, "HAY BABEY, 1F Y00 F0KK MEE, 1'LL BE F0REVURRR YURRZZZZ....FAYTHFULLEY!!!!!" AN SHE WUZ L1KE, N0 WAYY D00D. BUT THEN LATURD THAT NYTE 1 USED THA SAYME L1NE 0N HUR SISTURD AND 1T WERKED L1KE A CHARMM!!!!
YAH THAT WAS S0 KRAZY. I G0T S0 DRUNNKK THAT NYTE 1 WENT 0WT AND CHAYSED AMBULANSES!!!!! NOT K1D1NG!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 TR1ED T0 G0 1NT0 THE HOSPITAL T0 SEE 1F 1 K1LD SK0AR W1TH ANY H0T N00RSES BUT 1 W0UND UPP D0WNT0WN1E AT THE PREES1NCT AHAHHAHHH!!!HHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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