HAY EVEREYB0DDDEE, L0NJ TYME, N0 BL0J!!!!!! 1 HAV N0T BIN 1GN0RINJ Y00 - 1 HAV BIN 0N AN EKSITINJ SUMUR VAKASHUN!!! N0T K1D1NJ. N0WW 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT 1T IN A SEREEZ 0F SPESHUL-EDISHUN P0ASTS 1 KALL, 0N THA R0DE W1TH GREGG.
TH1S WUZ A DRYVINJ VAKASHUN, MEENINJ 1 DR0AVE AR0WND T00 DIFFRINT K00L PLASES. FURST 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT MY RYDE. 1TS A SWEET TRIKKED 0WT '86 H0NDU PRAYL00D, WITCH 1S A T0TULL BAYBE MAGNIT. 1TS ALS0E BAWLZ FASST.
Y00 SEE, 1 EM SUMTHIN 0F A GREESE MUNKEEY (N0T LITERULLEY, THAT 1S JUSST AN EKSPRESHUN WITCH MEENZ 1 L1KE FASST KARZ AND H0TT CHIX), S0 1 HAV DUN A L0T 0F K00L ST0FF T0 THA KARR. 1 HAV A GIYANT EKSZAWST PYPE, WICH LUKS AND S0WNDS AWSUM. ALS0E - AND 1 EM S0RREE 1F 1 GIT T00 TEKNIKUL HEER - THA HY00J PYPE LETS GASS SH00T THR00 THA ENJIN FASTUR, WICH LETSS ME G0 FASTUR AND PIKK UP M00R CHIX.
I HAV STIKKURZ ALL OVUR THA PLASE (L1KE 0N A RASE KARR) THAT ADVURTIZE DIFFRINT THINJS 1 L1KE - M0WNTIN D00, K0MB0ZE, A FYEW BEERZ, K0NDUMS, SMERPHS, AND S0 0N.
1 PUT A WINJ 0N THA TRUNKK, W1TCH 1S AKSH00ALEY A SKAYTEB00RD. TH1S HELPSS THA KARR STIKK T0 THA R0DE WEN 1 EM DRYVINJ L1KE 681159681 MYLES AN H0WR AR0WND K0RNURZ AND SH1T. THA WINJ 1S ATTATCHED T0 THA TRUNKK W1TH DUKT TAYPE S0 1T DUZINT FLYE 0FF.
1 REPLASED THA H0NDU SIMBULS 0N THA BAKK W1TH THA WERDS, 'GREGG HAS A B1G WANG' WITCH 1 R0AT 1N PURMANENT MARKUR S0 1T NEVUR K0MES 0FF. 1 KUNSIDUR TH1S A F00RM 0F ADVURTIZING.
INSYDE THA KAR, 1 HAV A L0T 0F REELEE K00L ST0FF. THARE 1S A SEGA JENESISS. THA JENESISS 1S N0T K0NNEKTED T0 ANYTHINJ; 1 JUST HAV 1T DUKT-TAYPED T0 THA DASHB00RD. 1 THNK 1T LUKS PRITTEY K00L. ALS0E, 1 HAV A SPESHUL PASSENJUR SEET. 1T 1S L1KE A MASSAJE CHAYRE. 1 KUT 0WT THA B0TTUM 0F THA SEET AND JAMMED AN AYRE KUMPRESSUR IN THARE, AND PLUGGD 1T 1NT00 THA SIGARETT LYTUR. THEN WEN 1 REECH UNDUR THA SEET AND FL1P THA SWICH, THA H0AL THINJ VYBRATES L1KE KRAZEY. CHIKS D1G 1T!!! EKSEPT TH1S 0NE TYME, 1 TERNED THA THINJ 0N AND THA CHIK SKREEMED AND J0MPED 0WT 0F THA KAR - LUKKILEE 1 WUZ 0NLEY G01N L1KE THURTEY MYLES AN H0WR AT THA TYME (WITCH 1S WEERD, BEKAWSE 1 EM USUALLEY G01N L1KE TEN TYMES THAT SPEAD).
1 RIPPD 0WT THA SENTUR K0NS0LE (BITWEEN THA FRUNT SEETS) AND DUKT-TAYPED A METULL B0AL IN THARE, WITCH 1 ALLWAYZ KEEP FILLD W1TH K0MB0ZE. WEN 1 GIT H0NGREY, TH1S 1S VEREY K0NVEENYINT. ALS0E CHIX DIG SNAX.
1 KUSTUMYZED THA EMERJUNSEY BRAYKE HANDUL BY KUVURING 1T W1TH AN EMPTEY B0TTUL 0F 0LD EE. 1 JUST JAMMED 1T 0N THARE AND DUKT-TAYPED 1T 1NT0 PLASE. THA 0NLEY PR0BLUM 1S THAT N0W THA LEVUR 1S L1KE THREE FEAT L0NJ, S0 1 KANT PUT 1T D0UWN ALL THA WAYY - 1T GITS STUKK 0N THA DASHB00RD. S0 USUALLEY 1 JUST DRYVE AR0WND W1TH THA PARKINJ BRAYKE 0N. 1TS T0TULLEY WERTH 1T.
F0R DEK0RASHUN, 1 PRINTUD 0WT A H0AL B0NCH 0F P00RN FRUM THA 1NTURNET AND GL00D THA PIKSHURZ ALL 0VUR THA KAR - THA SEELINJ, THA FL000R, THA BAKKSEET, THA D00RZ, AND S0 0N. 1 EVIN HAV TINEY PIKSHURZ 0F NEKKID CHIKS 0N THA SHIFTUR AND 1N THA AYRE VENTSS. 1 KUVURD THA MEERURZ AND W1ND0WZ T00, BUT 1T WUZ HARD T0 DRYVE S0 1 TUK THEM D0UWN.
S0 AS Y00 KAN SEE, 1 HAV A SIRIUSLEY AWSUM AND KLASSEY RYDE. THARE ARR A L0T 0F UTHUR HIDDIN FEETCHURS AS WELL, WITCH 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT LATURD. 1F Y00 WUNT ANY ADV1SE 0N H0WW T0 TRIKK 0WT YER KARR, PLEEZ LET ME KN0WE, 1 W00D BE HAPPEY T0 HELP - WETHER Y00 ARR AN AMATCHUR 0R A PR0EFESHUNUL. ESPESHULLEY 1F YER 0NE 0F THA D00DS FRUM THA TEEVEE SH0WE P1MP MY RYDE.
NEKST TYME 1 W1LL DISKRYBE THA FERST ST0PP 0N MY VAKASHUN.
TH1S WUZ A DRYVINJ VAKASHUN, MEENINJ 1 DR0AVE AR0WND T00 DIFFRINT K00L PLASES. FURST 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT MY RYDE. 1TS A SWEET TRIKKED 0WT '86 H0NDU PRAYL00D, WITCH 1S A T0TULL BAYBE MAGNIT. 1TS ALS0E BAWLZ FASST.
Y00 SEE, 1 EM SUMTHIN 0F A GREESE MUNKEEY (N0T LITERULLEY, THAT 1S JUSST AN EKSPRESHUN WITCH MEENZ 1 L1KE FASST KARZ AND H0TT CHIX), S0 1 HAV DUN A L0T 0F K00L ST0FF T0 THA KARR. 1 HAV A GIYANT EKSZAWST PYPE, WICH LUKS AND S0WNDS AWSUM. ALS0E - AND 1 EM S0RREE 1F 1 GIT T00 TEKNIKUL HEER - THA HY00J PYPE LETS GASS SH00T THR00 THA ENJIN FASTUR, WICH LETSS ME G0 FASTUR AND PIKK UP M00R CHIX.
I HAV STIKKURZ ALL OVUR THA PLASE (L1KE 0N A RASE KARR) THAT ADVURTIZE DIFFRINT THINJS 1 L1KE - M0WNTIN D00, K0MB0ZE, A FYEW BEERZ, K0NDUMS, SMERPHS, AND S0 0N.
1 PUT A WINJ 0N THA TRUNKK, W1TCH 1S AKSH00ALEY A SKAYTEB00RD. TH1S HELPSS THA KARR STIKK T0 THA R0DE WEN 1 EM DRYVINJ L1KE 681159681 MYLES AN H0WR AR0WND K0RNURZ AND SH1T. THA WINJ 1S ATTATCHED T0 THA TRUNKK W1TH DUKT TAYPE S0 1T DUZINT FLYE 0FF.
1 REPLASED THA H0NDU SIMBULS 0N THA BAKK W1TH THA WERDS, 'GREGG HAS A B1G WANG' WITCH 1 R0AT 1N PURMANENT MARKUR S0 1T NEVUR K0MES 0FF. 1 KUNSIDUR TH1S A F00RM 0F ADVURTIZING.
INSYDE THA KAR, 1 HAV A L0T 0F REELEE K00L ST0FF. THARE 1S A SEGA JENESISS. THA JENESISS 1S N0T K0NNEKTED T0 ANYTHINJ; 1 JUST HAV 1T DUKT-TAYPED T0 THA DASHB00RD. 1 THNK 1T LUKS PRITTEY K00L. ALS0E, 1 HAV A SPESHUL PASSENJUR SEET. 1T 1S L1KE A MASSAJE CHAYRE. 1 KUT 0WT THA B0TTUM 0F THA SEET AND JAMMED AN AYRE KUMPRESSUR IN THARE, AND PLUGGD 1T 1NT00 THA SIGARETT LYTUR. THEN WEN 1 REECH UNDUR THA SEET AND FL1P THA SWICH, THA H0AL THINJ VYBRATES L1KE KRAZEY. CHIKS D1G 1T!!! EKSEPT TH1S 0NE TYME, 1 TERNED THA THINJ 0N AND THA CHIK SKREEMED AND J0MPED 0WT 0F THA KAR - LUKKILEE 1 WUZ 0NLEY G01N L1KE THURTEY MYLES AN H0WR AT THA TYME (WITCH 1S WEERD, BEKAWSE 1 EM USUALLEY G01N L1KE TEN TYMES THAT SPEAD).
1 RIPPD 0WT THA SENTUR K0NS0LE (BITWEEN THA FRUNT SEETS) AND DUKT-TAYPED A METULL B0AL IN THARE, WITCH 1 ALLWAYZ KEEP FILLD W1TH K0MB0ZE. WEN 1 GIT H0NGREY, TH1S 1S VEREY K0NVEENYINT. ALS0E CHIX DIG SNAX.
1 KUSTUMYZED THA EMERJUNSEY BRAYKE HANDUL BY KUVURING 1T W1TH AN EMPTEY B0TTUL 0F 0LD EE. 1 JUST JAMMED 1T 0N THARE AND DUKT-TAYPED 1T 1NT0 PLASE. THA 0NLEY PR0BLUM 1S THAT N0W THA LEVUR 1S L1KE THREE FEAT L0NJ, S0 1 KANT PUT 1T D0UWN ALL THA WAYY - 1T GITS STUKK 0N THA DASHB00RD. S0 USUALLEY 1 JUST DRYVE AR0WND W1TH THA PARKINJ BRAYKE 0N. 1TS T0TULLEY WERTH 1T.
F0R DEK0RASHUN, 1 PRINTUD 0WT A H0AL B0NCH 0F P00RN FRUM THA 1NTURNET AND GL00D THA PIKSHURZ ALL 0VUR THA KAR - THA SEELINJ, THA FL000R, THA BAKKSEET, THA D00RZ, AND S0 0N. 1 EVIN HAV TINEY PIKSHURZ 0F NEKKID CHIKS 0N THA SHIFTUR AND 1N THA AYRE VENTSS. 1 KUVURD THA MEERURZ AND W1ND0WZ T00, BUT 1T WUZ HARD T0 DRYVE S0 1 TUK THEM D0UWN.
S0 AS Y00 KAN SEE, 1 HAV A SIRIUSLEY AWSUM AND KLASSEY RYDE. THARE ARR A L0T 0F UTHUR HIDDIN FEETCHURS AS WELL, WITCH 1 W1LL TELL Y00 AB0WT LATURD. 1F Y00 WUNT ANY ADV1SE 0N H0WW T0 TRIKK 0WT YER KARR, PLEEZ LET ME KN0WE, 1 W00D BE HAPPEY T0 HELP - WETHER Y00 ARR AN AMATCHUR 0R A PR0EFESHUNUL. ESPESHULLEY 1F YER 0NE 0F THA D00DS FRUM THA TEEVEE SH0WE P1MP MY RYDE.
NEKST TYME 1 W1LL DISKRYBE THA FERST ST0PP 0N MY VAKASHUN.
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HAY EVERY0NE REED1NG, 1 WANT T0 LET Y00 KN0WE THAT 1 HAVE R0AD 1N TH1SS RHYDE AND 1TS N0 J0AK!!!! THE CH1CKS LUVE THE FAKT THAT GREGGS HAS THE VYBRAT1NJ CHARE ..WUT A DEEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOMBINYD HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH W1TH THE K0MB0ES ENDLUSS SUPPPLY .TH1S H0NDAH 1S A REEL WINNURD!!!!!!!
THANX F0R THA PR0PS D00D. YAH, MY RYDE 1S DEFINITLEEY SWEEET. 1 HAVINT EVIN RITTIN AB0WT THA S0WND SISTUM, WICH 1S P0WURD BY A PAYRE 0F GASS LAUWNM0WURZ 1 KEEP 1N THA TR0NK. CHIX D1G L0WD T00NS.
YAH, THEY ESPECHUALLY L1KE TH1S BANND KALLED FEEN0TRAKT..HAVE Y00 EVEUR HEERD DARE MU00S1K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
D00D FEEN0TRAKT 1S AWSUM. 1 HEER THAY HAV A N00 ALBUMM K0MINJ 0WT S00N. 1 EM G0NNA BYE 1T AND PLAYY 1T 1N MY KARR AT THA HYEST V0LY00M. 1 EM G0NNA BRAKE A L0T 1F W1ND0WZ 0N UTHUR PEEPUL'S KARS. LUKKILEY 1 HAV ALREDDY BL0AN ALL MY W1ND0WZ 0WT. N0T K1D1NJ.
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