HAY D00DS 1 EM BAKK W1TH THA FINULL 1NSTALM1NT 0F MY 0NG01NJ SEREEZ, 0N THA R0DE W1T GREGG. TH1S WEEKE 1 EM G0NNA TELL Y00 AB0WT THA GRATE TYMES 1 HAD 0N MY VAKASHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. S0 HEER WEE G0E.
1 H1T THA R0DE 0NE SUNNEY AFFURN00N 1N MY AWSUM H0NDUH, K0MB0ZE 1N HAND, J1MMEE HATS AT THA REDDY. 1 G0T 0N THA HYWAYY, OP1NED UP MY SUNREWF (WICH 1S REEEE JUST A H0AL 1 MA1D IN THE T0P 0F THA KARR W1TH A HAKSAWW, WICH 1S K00L 0N N1SE DAYZ BUT SHITTEE WEN 1T RAYNZ) AND 1 PUT 0N SUM T00NZ. 1 HAV A SPESHUL MIKS SEEDEE 1 MAYDE F0R R0DE TR1PZ. HEER 1S JUST A SAMPLINJ 0F SUM S0NJS THAT ARR 0N 1T:
G1T 0WTU MY DREEMZ GIT 1NT00 MY KARR - BILLEE 0SHUN
FLY L1KE AN EEGUL - STEEV MILUR BAND
SLIK BLAK KADILLAK - KWIET RY0T
1 KANT DRYVE FIFTEEEFYVE - SAMMEE HAGGAR
THA MYAMEE VYSE THEEM
THA AYREWULF THEEM
THE NYTE RYDUR THEEM
THA A-TEEM THEEM
S0 Y00 KAN SEE THAT AFTUR JUSST A FYEW S0NJS 1 EM PRITTEY F0KKIN AMPD AND REDDY F0R A GUD TYME.
1 G0T 0FF THE HYWAYY AND HEDD1D 0VUR T00 MY GUD FREND SH1TFASE'S H0WSE. "SH1TFASE' 1S1NT SH1TFASES REEL NAYME; 1 TH1NK 1TS T0M 0R JEFF 0R RAJEEV 0R SUMTHIN. 1 MEEN, Y00 SH00D KN0WE THAT SHITFASE'S PARINTS DIDINT AKSH00ALEY NAYME H1M THAT. SH1TFASE 1S ALM0AST ALLWAYZ K0MPLEETLEY DR0NK 0FF H1S ASSS. 1 EM N0T SHUR 1 HAV EVUR SEEN H1M S0BUR. TH1S 0NE TYME WE KAWT H1M TAYKINJ A D0MP 1N HIS NAYBUR'S YARD - WEN WE START1D LAFFIN 1 QUESS WE SKAYRED H1M AND HE J0MPED UPP 1N THA AYRE AND THEN FELL 0VUR, LANDINJ FASE FURST 1N H1S 0WN P00P. AND S0 A LEJUND WUZ B00RN.
1 RANJ SH1TFASES D00RBELL BUT L1KE USUALL HEE WUZ T00 F0KKED UPP T0 0P1N THA D00R, S0 1 LET MYSELLF 1N. SH1TFASE WUZ PASSD 0WT 0N THA FL00R 1N FRUNT 0F H1S TEEVEE, WICH WUZ 0N ANIMUL PLANIT. SHITFASE ALLWAYZ WACHED ANIMUL PLANIT. HEE HAD A B1GG GLASS 0F AN 0YLEEY BR0UWN LIKWID NEKST T00 H1M. 1 QUESSD TH1S WUZ H1S SPESHUL K0KKTAYL, WICH HE KALLD SH1TSTAYNE. 1 D0NT KN0WE EGGZAKTLEY WUTS 1N A SH1TSTAYNE - 1T 1S A SEKRET RESIPEE - BUT 1 BELEEVE THEEZ ARR SUM 0F THA KEE 1NGREEDEEYENTS: ARR SEE K0LA, W00STURSHUR SAWSE, TABASK0E, T1KEELA, RUBBINJ ALK0H0L, LEMUN PLEDJE, SH00 P0LLISH, LYS0LL D1SINFEKTUNT, T0YLIT KLEENUR, ANTEEFREEZ, DRAYN0E, 0KSEE-KLEEN, G00-G0N, AND A LITTUL ANJUL DUST AND ELL ESS DEE. BUT JUST A LITTUL. ANNYWAYY, SINSE 1 WUZ PRITTEY SHUR 1T WUZ A GLASS 0F SHITSTAYNE AND N0T SUMTHIN DANJERUSS, 1 DRANKK THA H0AL THINJ. W1TH1N SEKUNDS, THA H0AL R00M START1D SPINNINJ. THA ANIMULZ SEEMD L1KE THAY WUR K0M1NJ 0WTTA THA TEEVEE!!!!!!!!! THARE WUR G0RILLAZ AND DAWGS EVERYWARE!!!!!!!!! 1T WUZ T0TULLEY KRAZEY. N0T K1D1NJ. !!!!!!!!!. NEKST THINJ 1 RIMEMBUR, THA FL00R KAYME UP AND SMAKKD MEE 1N THA FASE, AND EVERYTHINJ WENT BLAKK.
1 HAV N0 IDEYA WUT HAPPIND 0VUR THA NEKST FYVE DAYZ, BUT 1 EM QUESSINJ 1 HAD A L0T 0F FUNN 0VUR AT SH1TFASES PLASE. BUT L1KE ALL GUD THINJS, 1T KAME T0 AN END, AND S0 MY VAKASHUN WUZ 0VUR. 1 WENT BAKK T0 MY NYNE J0BBS THA NEKST DAYY. 0NLEY ANUTHUR YEER UNTILL MY NEKST AWSUM VAKASHUN!!!!!!!!!##!#!##$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 KANT WAYTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 H0AP Y00 W1LL K0ME W1TH MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. !!!!.
1 H1T THA R0DE 0NE SUNNEY AFFURN00N 1N MY AWSUM H0NDUH, K0MB0ZE 1N HAND, J1MMEE HATS AT THA REDDY. 1 G0T 0N THA HYWAYY, OP1NED UP MY SUNREWF (WICH 1S REEEE JUST A H0AL 1 MA1D IN THE T0P 0F THA KARR W1TH A HAKSAWW, WICH 1S K00L 0N N1SE DAYZ BUT SHITTEE WEN 1T RAYNZ) AND 1 PUT 0N SUM T00NZ. 1 HAV A SPESHUL MIKS SEEDEE 1 MAYDE F0R R0DE TR1PZ. HEER 1S JUST A SAMPLINJ 0F SUM S0NJS THAT ARR 0N 1T:
G1T 0WTU MY DREEMZ GIT 1NT00 MY KARR - BILLEE 0SHUN
FLY L1KE AN EEGUL - STEEV MILUR BAND
SLIK BLAK KADILLAK - KWIET RY0T
1 KANT DRYVE FIFTEEEFYVE - SAMMEE HAGGAR
THA MYAMEE VYSE THEEM
THA AYREWULF THEEM
THE NYTE RYDUR THEEM
THA A-TEEM THEEM
S0 Y00 KAN SEE THAT AFTUR JUSST A FYEW S0NJS 1 EM PRITTEY F0KKIN AMPD AND REDDY F0R A GUD TYME.
1 G0T 0FF THE HYWAYY AND HEDD1D 0VUR T00 MY GUD FREND SH1TFASE'S H0WSE. "SH1TFASE' 1S1NT SH1TFASES REEL NAYME; 1 TH1NK 1TS T0M 0R JEFF 0R RAJEEV 0R SUMTHIN. 1 MEEN, Y00 SH00D KN0WE THAT SHITFASE'S PARINTS DIDINT AKSH00ALEY NAYME H1M THAT. SH1TFASE 1S ALM0AST ALLWAYZ K0MPLEETLEY DR0NK 0FF H1S ASSS. 1 EM N0T SHUR 1 HAV EVUR SEEN H1M S0BUR. TH1S 0NE TYME WE KAWT H1M TAYKINJ A D0MP 1N HIS NAYBUR'S YARD - WEN WE START1D LAFFIN 1 QUESS WE SKAYRED H1M AND HE J0MPED UPP 1N THA AYRE AND THEN FELL 0VUR, LANDINJ FASE FURST 1N H1S 0WN P00P. AND S0 A LEJUND WUZ B00RN.
1 RANJ SH1TFASES D00RBELL BUT L1KE USUALL HEE WUZ T00 F0KKED UPP T0 0P1N THA D00R, S0 1 LET MYSELLF 1N. SH1TFASE WUZ PASSD 0WT 0N THA FL00R 1N FRUNT 0F H1S TEEVEE, WICH WUZ 0N ANIMUL PLANIT. SHITFASE ALLWAYZ WACHED ANIMUL PLANIT. HEE HAD A B1GG GLASS 0F AN 0YLEEY BR0UWN LIKWID NEKST T00 H1M. 1 QUESSD TH1S WUZ H1S SPESHUL K0KKTAYL, WICH HE KALLD SH1TSTAYNE. 1 D0NT KN0WE EGGZAKTLEY WUTS 1N A SH1TSTAYNE - 1T 1S A SEKRET RESIPEE - BUT 1 BELEEVE THEEZ ARR SUM 0F THA KEE 1NGREEDEEYENTS: ARR SEE K0LA, W00STURSHUR SAWSE, TABASK0E, T1KEELA, RUBBINJ ALK0H0L, LEMUN PLEDJE, SH00 P0LLISH, LYS0LL D1SINFEKTUNT, T0YLIT KLEENUR, ANTEEFREEZ, DRAYN0E, 0KSEE-KLEEN, G00-G0N, AND A LITTUL ANJUL DUST AND ELL ESS DEE. BUT JUST A LITTUL. ANNYWAYY, SINSE 1 WUZ PRITTEY SHUR 1T WUZ A GLASS 0F SHITSTAYNE AND N0T SUMTHIN DANJERUSS, 1 DRANKK THA H0AL THINJ. W1TH1N SEKUNDS, THA H0AL R00M START1D SPINNINJ. THA ANIMULZ SEEMD L1KE THAY WUR K0M1NJ 0WTTA THA TEEVEE!!!!!!!!! THARE WUR G0RILLAZ AND DAWGS EVERYWARE!!!!!!!!! 1T WUZ T0TULLEY KRAZEY. N0T K1D1NJ. !!!!!!!!!. NEKST THINJ 1 RIMEMBUR, THA FL00R KAYME UP AND SMAKKD MEE 1N THA FASE, AND EVERYTHINJ WENT BLAKK.
1 HAV N0 IDEYA WUT HAPPIND 0VUR THA NEKST FYVE DAYZ, BUT 1 EM QUESSINJ 1 HAD A L0T 0F FUNN 0VUR AT SH1TFASES PLASE. BUT L1KE ALL GUD THINJS, 1T KAME T0 AN END, AND S0 MY VAKASHUN WUZ 0VUR. 1 WENT BAKK T0 MY NYNE J0BBS THA NEKST DAYY. 0NLEY ANUTHUR YEER UNTILL MY NEKST AWSUM VAKASHUN!!!!!!!!!##!#!##$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 KANT WAYTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 H0AP Y00 W1LL K0ME W1TH MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. !!!!.
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D00D THAT S0WNDS L1KE AN AWESUM FUK1NJ VAKASHUN!!!!!!!!1'LL HAVE T0 G1EV SH1TSTAYNE A KALL, 1TS BEEN A WYLE..I KN0WE HE NEFER ANSH00RS THE F0AN KAWES HEZ ALWAYS F0KKUD UPP..BUT H00 KARES.1LL TRYE AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!
YAH 1 TH1NK SH1TFASE SED HE WUNTED T0 HANJ 0WT W1TH Y00, BUT 1T WUZ HARD T00 TELL BEKAWSE HE WUZ THR0WINJ UP AT THA TYME. HE 1S A GUD D00D.
Great bblog post
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