1F Y00 REED TH1S BL0J REGYULURLEY THEN Y00 KN0WE THAT 1 EM A PRITTEY BADASSS M0THRF0KKKUR. BUT 1 ALS0E HAV A SENSS1T1V, THAWTFULL S1DE, WICH HELPSS ME HAV SEKS W1TH CH1XS. W1TH THAT 1N M1ND, PLEEZ REED MY AWSUM P0EUM.
AN 0AD T0 K0MB0ZE, BY GREGG
Y00 ARR AWSUM
PR0BUBLEY THA BESST THINJ 1N THA WERLD
BESYDES SEKS W1TH CHIXS.
Y00 ARR KRUNCHEEY
L1KE A BUNTCH 0F R0X W00D PR0BUBLEY BEE
1F Y00 K00D EET R0X.
Y00 ARR T00B-SHAYPED
L1KE MY WANG
BUT Y00 ARR MUTCH, MUTCH, MUTCH SMALLUR THEN MY EN00RMUSS WANG.
Y00 ARR DELISHUSS
SALTEY AND CHEEZEY
L1KE MY BAWLZ.
Y00 - ARR THA GRATEST SNAK F00D EVUR 1NVENTUD, EVIN BETTUR THEN SLIM JIMZ.
Y00 - ARR EVERYTHINJ T00 MEE.
Y00 - ARR K0MB0ZE.
- THA END -
AN 0AD T0 K0MB0ZE, BY GREGG
Y00 ARR AWSUM
PR0BUBLEY THA BESST THINJ 1N THA WERLD
BESYDES SEKS W1TH CHIXS.
Y00 ARR KRUNCHEEY
L1KE A BUNTCH 0F R0X W00D PR0BUBLEY BEE
1F Y00 K00D EET R0X.
Y00 ARR T00B-SHAYPED
L1KE MY WANG
BUT Y00 ARR MUTCH, MUTCH, MUTCH SMALLUR THEN MY EN00RMUSS WANG.
Y00 ARR DELISHUSS
SALTEY AND CHEEZEY
L1KE MY BAWLZ.
Y00 - ARR THA GRATEST SNAK F00D EVUR 1NVENTUD, EVIN BETTUR THEN SLIM JIMZ.
Y00 - ARR EVERYTHINJ T00 MEE.
Y00 - ARR K0MB0ZE.
- THA END -
3 comments:
DOOD THAT WAS S0 F0KK1NG T0WCH1NG...1 AM KREYING 0VUR HEER. 1 KN0W WEE ARE TUFF AND AWL, BUT WHEN 1T K0MES T0 K0MB0ES AND SECKS W1TH CH1CX, WE HAVE A S0FT SYDE
YAH WEE ARR N0T 0NE-D1MENSHUNUL M0THURF0KKURZ, WE ARR T0TULEY F0KKINJ MULTEE-FASSETED. N0T K1D1NJ. ERIKK 1S A MY00SIKAL JEENYUSS AND TALINTID F0T0GRAFFUR (HE TUK SUM SEKRET NEKKID PIKSHURZ 0F AN EKS-GURLFREND THAT WUR VEREY ART1ST1KAL). AS F00R MEE, BESYDES P0ETREEY, MY ASS 1S A GUD SKULPTUR. 1 TUK A D0MP 0NE TYME THAT LUKKED A LITTUL L1KE DEE SNYDUR FRUM TW1STUD SYSTUR.
RAKJRKLSAJRASKLRJASKLRAJKLAR YAH, 1 REMEMBUR THAT DAYE. Y00 ATE A HOAL KASE 0F K0MB0ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND 6 FORTEES 0F 0LD E. N0 W0NDUR Y00 R0AT POETREE DED1KATUD T0 1T!!!!!!!!!. MAYBE WE SH1LD KREATE A BUUK 0F K0MB0E POYEMS.
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