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F0R 0NE THINJ, CHIKS D0NT L1KE T0 HAVE SEKS W1T Y00 1F Y00 SMELL BADD. AN EKSEPSHUN T00 TH1S R00L 1S IF THA CHIK 1S VEREY DR0NK. BEKAWSE, AS WE HAV SED, DR0NK CHIXS L1KE SEKS M00R THAN S0BUR CH1XS. THAY W1L IGN00R YER STENTCH, BEKAWSE 1T 1S HARD T0O SMELL THINJS WEN Y00 ARR BAIRLEY K0NSHUSS. N0T K1D1NJ. THA P0YNT 1S, 1F YER TRYEINJ T0 HAV SEKS W1T A S0BUR CHIK, TAYKE A SH0WUR, WASH YER WANG, AND PUT 0N L0TS 0F YER F1N1ST K0L0AN.
ALS0 1T 1S HARD T0 GIT A J0BB 1F Y00 SMELL L1KE ASSS. 1 1NTURVYEWED F0R MANEY J0BBS 1N THA BIZNISS WERLD, 0N WALL STREAT, 0R WUTEVUR, AND 1 D1D1NT GIT ANNY 0F THEMM. M0AST TYMES 1 WUZ JUST ASKD T0 LEEVE THA BILD1NJ, WITH0WT EVIN GITTIN T00 THA 1NTURVYEW. TH1S 1S DEF1N1ITLEE BEKAWSE 1 HAD H0RRIBULL B0DDEE 0DUR. 0NE DAYY 1 TUK A SH0WUR, W1T S0PE AND EVERYTHINJ. 1 EVIN SKRUBBD MY BAWLZ REEL GUD. THEN 1 WENT T00 MY INTURVYEW AT THA L0KUL WAWA, AND 1 G0T THA J0BB N0 PR0BLUM. THAY HYRED MEE 0N THA SP0T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WUZ A GRATE J0BB, BEKAWSE 1 K00D SWYPE ALL THA K0MB0ZE 1 WUNTED, AS L0NJ AS THA DIKKASS MANAJUR WUZINT LUKING. ALS0 THARE WUZ TH1S H0TT CHIK THAT WERKED THA SANDW1TCH K0WNTUR. 0NE DAYY SHEE ASKD MEE T0 GIT SUM L0NCHMEET FRUM THA FRIJJE 1N THA BAKK, AND 1 KAME BAKK W1TH MY PANTS AR0WND MY ANKULS. 1 SED, "HAY BABEY, ALL 1 K00D F1ND WUZ TH1S GIYANT SALAMEE!!!!!!" AAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! YAH 1 EM A PRITTEY GUD K0MEDEEYAN. ANNYWAY 1 WUZ FYRED LATUR THAT DAYY.
YAH, S0, THA P0YNT 1S, STAYY KLEEN AND Y00 W1LL GIT K0MB0ZE.
F0R 0NE THINJ, CHIKS D0NT L1KE T0 HAVE SEKS W1T Y00 1F Y00 SMELL BADD. AN EKSEPSHUN T00 TH1S R00L 1S IF THA CHIK 1S VEREY DR0NK. BEKAWSE, AS WE HAV SED, DR0NK CHIXS L1KE SEKS M00R THAN S0BUR CH1XS. THAY W1L IGN00R YER STENTCH, BEKAWSE 1T 1S HARD T0O SMELL THINJS WEN Y00 ARR BAIRLEY K0NSHUSS. N0T K1D1NJ. THA P0YNT 1S, 1F YER TRYEINJ T0 HAV SEKS W1T A S0BUR CHIK, TAYKE A SH0WUR, WASH YER WANG, AND PUT 0N L0TS 0F YER F1N1ST K0L0AN.
ALS0 1T 1S HARD T0 GIT A J0BB 1F Y00 SMELL L1KE ASSS. 1 1NTURVYEWED F0R MANEY J0BBS 1N THA BIZNISS WERLD, 0N WALL STREAT, 0R WUTEVUR, AND 1 D1D1NT GIT ANNY 0F THEMM. M0AST TYMES 1 WUZ JUST ASKD T0 LEEVE THA BILD1NJ, WITH0WT EVIN GITTIN T00 THA 1NTURVYEW. TH1S 1S DEF1N1ITLEE BEKAWSE 1 HAD H0RRIBULL B0DDEE 0DUR. 0NE DAYY 1 TUK A SH0WUR, W1T S0PE AND EVERYTHINJ. 1 EVIN SKRUBBD MY BAWLZ REEL GUD. THEN 1 WENT T00 MY INTURVYEW AT THA L0KUL WAWA, AND 1 G0T THA J0BB N0 PR0BLUM. THAY HYRED MEE 0N THA SP0T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WUZ A GRATE J0BB, BEKAWSE 1 K00D SWYPE ALL THA K0MB0ZE 1 WUNTED, AS L0NJ AS THA DIKKASS MANAJUR WUZINT LUKING. ALS0 THARE WUZ TH1S H0TT CHIK THAT WERKED THA SANDW1TCH K0WNTUR. 0NE DAYY SHEE ASKD MEE T0 GIT SUM L0NCHMEET FRUM THA FRIJJE 1N THA BAKK, AND 1 KAME BAKK W1TH MY PANTS AR0WND MY ANKULS. 1 SED, "HAY BABEY, ALL 1 K00D F1ND WUZ TH1S GIYANT SALAMEE!!!!!!" AAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! YAH 1 EM A PRITTEY GUD K0MEDEEYAN. ANNYWAY 1 WUZ FYRED LATUR THAT DAYY.
YAH, S0, THA P0YNT 1S, STAYY KLEEN AND Y00 W1LL GIT K0MB0ZE.
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AATUFATUDZTADITYAXAYUXAYAAA YAH D00D WE SH00D T0TULLEY START A K0MEDEY R00TEEN, WARE WE R1P ASS AND DR0P 0WR DRAWRZ AND LAFF AB0WT 1T. WE W00D BEE A B1G H1T. WE W00D BEK0ME A FAMUSS K0MEDEY DU0E, L1KE PAWLEY SH00R AND STEEVIN BAWLDW1N 1N B10-D0AM.
YAH AROSDKASL;DKASL;KDASL;DKASL;DKGJKSNMV,NM,QWNM!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT W1LD BE GRATE.1TD BE BEETUR THAN THE 5 0THUR J0BBS 1 HAVE WARE 1 WORK 5 H00WRES AT EECH AND D0NT MAKE A H0AL L0T 0F KOYN AHHAHAASJDHSJAKDHASJKDHASJKDHASKJASHK
YAH 1 TH1NK 1 W1LL G0 AHED AND KWIT MY J0BBS AND PRAKTISS PHARTING. THARE 1S N0 WAYY WE W0NT H1T 1T B1GG!!!!!!!! 1 EM REELEE, REELEE, REELEE GUD AT PHARTINJ. 1 EM ALS0E PRITTEY GUD AT SH1TT1NJ.
YAH MAN THATS WHY K0MB0ES 1S GRATE, Y00 EAT A L0T AND Y00 PHART A L0T..
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