Monday, August 13, 2007

MAT1TH W1TH ER1KK 1O7 - Y00 KAN HAVE F0N ..N0T K1D1NG


1TS A GRATE M0NDAYE......HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA 0H MAN, 1 DRANK A L0T 0F EVERYEETHENJ AND ATE A L0T 0F K0MB0ES TH1S WEEKUND. 1 D0NT EVEN REMEMBUR M0AST 0F 1T!!!!!! AHSDAJDHAJDKHAKJDHAJKDHAJKDHA. YAH.
ANYH0WE ENUFF AB0WT THATT, T0DAY 1 FELT THE NEED T0 RE1LLY K0NVEY H0W MUCH F0N 1 THENK MATH 1S. 1TS N0T A SUBKJEKT Y00 HAVE T0 HAYT!!!!! M0AST PEEPLE T0TALLY SH0N 1T, HAHHAHAAHAHA BUT 1 D0NT AND NEFUR W1LL 1 K0NSIDUR MYSELVE A JOONYOR MATHEMETISHUN 1 G0T STRA1GHT EFFS 1N SKO0L BEKAWSE 1 HAD MY 0WN THEE0REES THAT THE TEECHURS J0ST D1DNT GET. S0METYMES JENNIUSSES ARE M1SUNDERST00D, 1TS J0ST THE STR0GGLE WE HAVE.

S0 HEERS WUT 1D L1KE Y00 T0 D0. REED THE F0LL0W1NG EKWASHUNS AND THEN D0NT L00K AT THE ANSY00RS, TRIE T0 FIGGOUR 1T 0WT AND THEN LUUOOK!!!!!!!!

0KAY EQUASHUN N0MBUR 1)

1F DARE ARE 4O 40 0WNCE BOTTULS 0F 0LD E HALF FOLL 0N THE WAL, HOW M0CH BEER 1S LEFT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?...................................................................................



1F Y00 QUESSEUD. 8OO OWNCES. Y00 ARE WR0NJ. S0RREE D00DS AND D00DETTES. THE REEZ0N BE1NG, 1S THAT EVERY0NE MYTE SAY TH1S..BUT R1LLY THENK AB0WT 1T. THE BEER 1S PROBABLEE WARM BY N0WE 1F 1TS LEFT AND 1F Y00 KN0WE ANYTHI1NJ AB0WT BEER, 1F 1TSW WARM, 1T GETS THR0WNE 0WT!!!!!!
S0 THE ANSYR 1S ZEROE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


EQUASHUN N0MBUR 5)


1F Y00 ATE I7 BAGS 0F KOMB0ES BUT BAWTE A B0CS 0F 30 BAGS, H0W MANNEE W1LD Y00 HAVE LEFT........................................


OKAY 1F Y000 QUESSEUD I3, AGANE Y00R WR0NG!!! HAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


THE REEZ0N 1S Y00 W1LD HAVE D0MPED THEM ALL 1N A B1G BUKKUT T0 EET AS S00N AS Y00 BAWTE THE BAGS AND N0T LEEVE THEM 1N THE BAGS!!!! SO THE ANSUR 1S ZEERROE!! HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


TH1S 1S KEEY T0 LEERN1NG Y00SEF0L MATH!! THENKING W1TH 1NTELLEKT!!!


EQUASHUN N0MBUR 8)


1F Y00 WATCH THE TEEVEE SH0WE LOST F0R 0NE H0WRE, AND Y00 BAWTE 7- 40 OWNCE B0TTULS 0F BEER, H0W MANY 0WNCES W1LD Y00 HAVE DRANK 1F Y00 DRANK THEM ALL 1N THE H0WR!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!


0KAY.....THE ANSYR 1S...............................................


245 0WCES. THE REMANING 35 ( 5 OZ 1N EEECH BOTTUL) 1S ALWAYS THE W0RST BEKAYSE 1TS THE B0TTUM 0F THE BEER, N00NE H00 APPRESHYATES G00D BEEHR DR1NKS THE VERYY B0TTOM SO YOO ALWAYS LEEV 5 OWNSES G1VE 0R TAYK!!!!!!


AHSDHASJDHASJKDHASJKDHSJKDASHJKDHASJKDHSAJKHASJKDHASJKDHASJKDH


WELL, THATS MY MATFTH LESSYUN F0R T0DAYE! 1 HOAP Y00 LEERNED S0METH1NKG. NECTS WEELL TAKUL M0RE DIFFUKULT PROBLUMS!~!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHH





4 comments:

GREGG said...

D00D, 1 TH1NK Y00 ARR PR0BUBLEY SUM K1ND 0F JEENYUS. TH1S MATH 1S A LITTUL B1Y0ND MEE, BUT 1 EM PRITTEY SHUR 1 EM A LITTUL B1T SMARTUR BEKAWSE 1 RED YER P0AST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKX MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ER1KCK said...

YAH MAN, BE SH00RE 0F 1T. 1 AM START1NG A FOKKING MATH REV0LUSHUN AS WEE SPEEK..N0T K11D1NG!!! ASDHASDJASHDJKSAHDJKAHDJKASHDKASJDHASJKDHASJKDHASJK

GREGG said...

0NE TYME 1 USED A FYEW PAJES 0F MY MATH TEKSTBUK AS T0YL1T PAPUR.

ER1KCK said...

YAH MANN WUN Y00 G0TTA G0E Y00 G0TTAH..T0 KW0AT THAT RE1LLY GRATE DAVE MATH00S S0NJ "Y00 MAYK THE BEST 0F WUTS AR0WND" HAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH