Wednesday, August 22, 2007

YOOS1NG THE BATHRRUUM PR0PERLEE




0KAY TH1S 1SSH00 1S M00RE 0F A D00D TH1NJ BUT 1TS ALS0E POSSUBUL THAT 1T K1LD BE A GURL TH1NJ T00, 1T RE1LLY DEPENDZ 0N THE PERSUN HAHAHAHAAH N0T K1D1NG!!!!!!!!
SO 1 WENT T0 TAKE A WEE T0DAYE AT 0NE 0F MY 6 J0BBS, BECAKSE 1 DR1UNK A L0T 0F WATEURD AND KAWFEE. 1 TRYE T0 EET HELTHY (1VE HERD K0MB0ES, WATURD, KAWFEE, AND 0LD E 1S A G00D HELTHY KOMBOE..PARD0N THE PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1...MOORE 0N TH1SS LATURDD!!!!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH) AND WEUN 1 WENT T0 Y00SE THE RESTRUUM DARE SEEMS T0 BE D00DS WHO KANT AYM K0RREKTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 EM NOT 0NE 0F THEM 1 MAYK SURE MY WANJ AYMS AT WARE 1T NEEDS T0. WUT 1 D0NT 0NDERSTAND 1S THAT H0WE Y00 KAN M1SS 1T S0 BLANTANTLEE S0 PEE1NJ 1S L1KE WALK1NNJ ON A MINEFEELD. YESS OKAYE 1 KN0WE 1TS GR0SS BUT 1TS AN ISSHOO THAT NEEDS T0 BE ADDRUSSED!!!!!! S0 D00DS WYN Y00 ARE Y000S1NJ THE FAS1L1TEES, ALWAYZ AYM..... N0T F0R THE STARRS!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHGAGAGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!!AGA!!! MANN 1 KANT HELPP H0WE F0NNEE 1 AM.

0NE KWIK ST0REE, DARE WUZ TH1S 0NE D00D AT 0NE 0F MY 0LD J0BBS, H00 USED T0 TALK 0N THE F0AN WYLE TAK1NJ A KRAP . VERRY GR0SS!!!!!!1 AND THEN HE W1LDNT WASCH H1S HANDSS AFTURWARDSS. GREGG WAS WITNUSS T0 TH1S T00, 1 YEWSED T0 D0 TH1SS BUT THEN CH1CX W1LD THENK T1T WAS DISG0ST1NG S0 1 STOPPUD AND SAW THE ERRUR 0F MY WAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND N0WE WUN 1 Y00SE THE JAWN, 1 EM VERRY MANNUR DR1VEN. CH1CKS L1KE MANNURS. N0T K1D1NG. ALS0E PASS1NJ GASS L1KE DARES N0 T0M0RR0WE 1N THE BATHRUUM (OR 1N GENEERUAL) 1S ALS0E S0RT 0F NASTEE, BUT FUNNEE AT THE SAYM TYME. TPTHTPTHTPTHTPTHPTHTTHTPTHPTHTPTHPHTP
YAH

3 comments:

GREGG said...

YAH D00D, THEEZ ARR SUM VEREY GUD P0YNTS. 1 R1MEMBUR THAT D00D H00 W00D TAULK 0N THA F0AN WYLE TAKINJ A D0MP. S0 GR0SSE!!!!!!! 1 W00D NEVUR D00 THAT!!!! WEN 1 EM TAKINJ A D0MP, 1 ALLWAYZ K0NSENTRAYTE 0N THA D0MP 1TSELLF. IT REKWIRES MY FULL K0NSENTRAYSHUN. ALTH0 SUMTYMES 1 W1LL INJ0Y SUM K0MB0ZE AND 0LDE EE WYLE SITTINJ 0N THA P0T.

ER1KCK said...

YAH, VERY GR0SSE. DUMPINJ REKWIRES A L0T 0F K0NSETRASHUN, AGREED. S0METYMES 1 WILL REED VIDEY0 GAYM MAGAZEENS, AND ACT L1KE 1 AM PLAY1NJ THEM ..THAT YESYUALLEE HELPS. K0MB0ES 0F K00RSS ALWAYS HELLPSS T00.

GREGG said...

WEN 1 WUZ A K1D 1 W00D TAYKE MYE SH1T AND M0LDE 1T 1NT00 DIFFRINT TRANZF0RMURZ. 0NE TYME 1 MAYDE A TERD 0PTIMUSS PRYME BATTUL A TERD MAYGATR0NN. TERD 0PTIMUSS PRYME WUZ THA WINNUR. THA BAFROOM WUZ A B1G MESS AFTURWURDS.