GREGGS LAST POEUM 1NSPYRED ME S0 MUCH T0 RYTE S0 1 HEERS THE 0NE 1 R0AT. 1 AM 0FFEN 1NSPIRED BY EDGURD ALLUM POHE, SHAYKSSPEER, AND OTHUR GRATES. 1 AM 0NE KULLCHUURED M0THERFUKKUR. 0NE 0F THE REEZ0NS 1 HAVE SECS W1TH A L0T 0F CH1CKX 1S THAT 1 AM 0N 0NE HAND A TUFF B1YOTCH, BUT 1 AM ALS0 A TR00 SKOLUR. S0 W1TH0WT FURTHUR D00, HEER WE G0. TH1S 1S AB0WT A GURL H00 1 RELL1Y LIKED 0NE DAYE
1TS KALLYD, HEVEY MUTUL L0VE
1 SAW Y00 STAND1NG FR0M AFARR,
1 NEEDYD S0METHENJ FR0M THE BARR
1 THEN HAD T0 PASS S0ME GASS
1T WAS THEN, 1 SAW
Y00R ASS
AND FELL
1N LUV
Y00 D1DNT G1VE ME THE TYME 0F DAYE
1T WAS 0KAYE
1 DINT PRAYE
BEKAYSE
1M N0T RELIJJUSS
Y00 T0LD ME T0 GET THE F0KK 0WT 0F HEER
AFTUR 1 OFFURED Y00 A BEER
1T WAS KLEER
THAT 1 GR0SSUED Y00 0WT
S0 THEN 1 HAD T0 SH0WT
1 NEED TO PHART REEL BAD!!!!!!!
BUT 1TS ALL GUD, BECKAUSE THEN
1 H1T 0N AN0THUR GURL
SHE MYTE HAVE BEEN A D00D F0R ALL 1 KN0WE
T00 MUCH 0LD E W1LL D0 THAT
MAN THAT BEER MAKES ME G0E.
PEE
S0 1N THE END, 1 NEVUR G0T ANY.
1 THEN HAD T0 G0T0 DENNYS
AND 0RHYDR PLENTY
M00NS 0VUR MYHAMMEE
AND A SAWMPLUR PLATTURD
W0W N0W 1 HAVE R1LLY
G0 EAT A BAG
0F K0MB0ES
MY LUVE F0R Y00 ST1LL GR0ES
ANY THAWTES 0N MY PEOUM!>??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
4 comments:
D00D THAT WUZ A T0TULLEY AWSUM P0EUM. IT WUZ L1KE A GRATE M00VEE, L1KE P0YNT BRAKE 0R RH0DE H0WSE, BUT W1TH WERDS INSTED OF KEEAN00 REEVEZ AND PATRIK SWAYZEE. GUD WERK MANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKXS MANN BEEN TRY1INJ TO RYTE M00REAND EGGSPREUSS MYSELF...Y00 KN0WE H0W WE D0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAH D00D Y00 HAV T0 PRAKTISS YER KRAFFT!!!!!!!!!!!! PRAKTISS MAYKES PURFEKT. IT'S L1KE WEN 1 WUZ PLAYINJ D1GG DUGG, AND 1 K00DINT GIT PASST THA STAYJE W1TH THA F00R DRAGUNS - THAY WUR M00VINJ S0 F0KKINJ FASST, AND THAY W00D T0TULLEY BERN MY ASSS W1T THARE FYRE BRETH!!!!!!!!!! THAY WUR SUTCH M0THRF0KKURZ!!!!! ANNYWAY 1 PLAYD THAT STAYJE L1KE SEV1N BILYUN TYMES, 0R WUTEVUR, AND EVENCHUALLEY TH1S CHIK H00 WUZ WACHINJ MEE PLAYY WUZ L1KE, "W0WW D00D YER REEELEE SEEREUS AB0WT THAT GAYME, D00 Y00 WUNT T0 HAVE SEKS?!?!!?!?!?" S0 1 D1D, AND THA LESSUN 1S, PRAKTISS W1LL GIT Y00 SEKS. N0T K1D1NJ.
YAH MAN, 1 REMEMBYR THAT. K1ND 0F L1KE THE TYME 1 ASKUD THE GURL PLAYINJ MISSUL KOMMAND 1F 1 K1LD KOMMAND MY MISSUL AFTUR SHE WAS DONE THEN SHE H1T ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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