1 HAV AN 1MP00RTINT GUESST10N...D00 Y00 L1KE T0 HAV SEKS W1TH CHIXS!??!!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!? 1F Y00 ARR A D00D, AND YER N0T GAYY, THEN THA ANSSUR 1S PR0BUBLEY YESS. F0R EKZAMPULL, 1 EM 0BVEEUSLEY A D00D (AS PR000F, 1 EM TYPINJ TH1S W1TH MYE WANG), AND 1 EM M0AST DEFIN1TYLEEY N0T GAYY...AND 1 L1KE SEKS W1TH CHIX. A L0TT!!!!! N0WW, 1FF Y00 ARR A CHIKK AND Y00 ARR GAYY, THEN Y00 PR0BUBLEY ALS0E L1KE SEKS W1TH CHIXS, TH0 THA EKSPERI1NSE W1LL BEE SLYTELEY D1FFRINT SINSE Y00 D0NT HAV A WANG. H0WEVUR, WEE HAV SUM K0MMUN GR0WND, S0 REED 0N.
1FF Y00 ARR A STRAYTE CHIKK, 0RR 1F YER A GAYY D00D, THEN PLEEZE SK1P TH1S P0AST. 1TS N0T G0NA MAYKE SENNSE T00 Y00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S0RREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEER ARR SUM T1PPS Y00 KANN USE T00 HAV M00R SEKS W1TH CHIXS:
1) HANJ 0WT W1TH DRUNKK CHIXS. THAY L1KE SEKS M00R THAN S0BUR CHIXS.
3) WARE N1SE THREDS WEN Y00 TAULK T0 CHIXS. 1 KANNN0T EMFUSSYZE TH1S ENUFF. KL0ATHES MAYKE THA D00D. BRAKE 0WT THA ATE-BAWL JAKKIT 1F Y00 HAV T00.
4) D0NT EVUR H1T A CHIKK. 1 EM VEREY S1RIUS AB0WT TH1S 0NE. TH1S 1S N0T A J0AK. THARE 1S A B1GG DIFRINSSE BITWEEN HITTINJ A CHIK, AND HITTINJ 0NN A CHIK. D0NT MAYKE TH1S MISTAYKE.
4) CH1XS L1KE D00DS H00 ARINT 1MBARRASD BYE THARE 0WNE B0DDILEE FUNKSHUNS. TH1S MAYY S0RPRIZE Y00, BUT 1T 1S TR00. TH1SS W1LL MAYKE Y00 STAND 0WT FRUM THA KR0WD 0F UTHUR LESSS K0NFIDENT D00DS. SUMTYMES A GRATE B1GG PHART W1LL GIT A CHIKKS ATENCHUN. SUMTYMES Y00 MYTE JUST NEED T0 TAYKE A D0MP 0N THA FL000R.
4) CHIXS LUV WANGS. TH1S 1S A FAKT 0F NACHUR. 1F CHIKKS D1D1NT LUV WANGS, THA HY00MIN RASE W00D DYE 0WT, AND THA MASHEENS W00D TAYKE 0VUR, L1KE 1N TURM1NATURD 0RR THA MATRIKS. S0, USE TH1S FAKT T0 YER ADVANT1JE. TELL CHIXS, ESPESHULLEY DRUNK 0NES, THAT Y00 HAV A WANG. TAULK AB0WT THA SYZE AND SHAYPE 0F YER WANG. D0NT BEE AFRAYD T0 SH0WE 1T T00 THEM. ALS0E, PLEEZ N0AT THAT TH1S TIPP W1LL N0T HELPP Y00 1F Y00 ARR A LEZB0E CHIKK. MAYBEE Y0O SH00D GIT A STRAP0NN 0R SUM SH1TT.
4) CH1XS LUV K0MB0ES. 1 EM TAULKIN AB0WT TH0ZE DELISHUSS CHEEZ-FILD PRETSUL SNAKS. 0NE DAYY 1 WUZ AT THA KWIKCHEK AND 1 BAWT A SAK 0F NATCH0E CHEEZ K0MB0ZE. 1 ATE THEM AND THAY WUR REEL GUD. THEN THAT NYTE 1 WENT TO0 A BARR AND HUNJ 0WT W1TH TH1S DRUNK H0EBAGG NAYMED SARUH, 0RR LEESA, 0RR NANSEY 0R SUMTHUIN. AND WEE HAD SEKS LATURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALS0E TH1S T1P WERKS BETTUR 1F THA CHIKK 1S DRUNKK.
4) CHEDDUR CHEEZ KRAKKUR FLAYVURD K0MB0ES SUKK ELEFUNT WANG. SIRIUSLEY, THAY ARR H0RRIBULL. N0T K1D1NJ.
4) 1 0NSE AYTE S0 MANEY PEETZZA FLAYVURD K0MB0SE THAT 1 SH1T 0RANJE F0RR L1KE A WEEKE. 1T WUZ K1ND 0F K00L, BUT ALS0E K1ND 0F N0T K00L.
1 H0AP Y00 LURNED SUMTHIN. E-R0KK W1LL TELL Y00 M00R AB0WT SEKS W1TH CHIXS, BEKAWSE HEE 1S AN EKSPURT.
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THEEZE ARE GRATE TIPS, 1M GOINEJ T0 MAYK MY 0WNE POAST HEER BEKAWSE Y00 KAN NEVUR GET ENUFF T1IPS F0R TRY1NG T0 HAVE SEXCKS W1TH CH1KS..BUT 1 D0 AGREE W1TH GREGG..AND ESPECHULLY BE1NJ K0MF0RATABUL W1TH B0DELEE F0NCTIONS..1 MEEN 1F Y00 T0TALLEE R1P ASS 1N FR0NT 0F A CH1KC..WHY B0THUR...N0T K1D1NG
SUMTYMES 1 PHART S0 MUTCH THAT 1 REKK MY DRAWRZ.
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