WELL 1 HAVE T0 SAYE, GREGGS T1PS 0N SEKS W1TH CH1XS WAS VERYEE ENLIGHTEN1NJ. MYSELFE, BEENG THE EXPURT THAT 1 EM, EVUN LEENRED SOMET1NJ. GUD WORK GREGG!!!!!! HRHRPRHPRHPHTPTHPTHTPTTHTPH
N0W F0R S0ME 0F MY TYPS 0N TR1YINGJ T0 HAFE SEKS W1TH CH1KKS.
1) ALWAYS BR1NG A KAN 0F POPOOREE EVERYWARE Y00 G0 (TRYAL SIZE) .
HEERS A HYPOTHETIKAUL SITCH00ASHUN. Y00 G0 0WT AND G0TO A BARR AND Y00
AND THE CH1K ARE EET1NG BEENS, TAK0ES, H0T W1NJS AND THE LIKE ..S0METYMES THOAS FUOODS MYTE MAYK Y00 PHART AND THEN Y00 HAVE T0 TAYK A GYNORMUSS KRAP. SHE ASKYS Y00 T0 K0ME BAKK T0 HUR PLASE, BUT Y00 FEEL S0METHENJ BR001NJ 1N THAT ST0MAK. Y00 KN0WE THAT R0MBUL BEF0AR Y00 HAVE T0 G0E. S0 Y00RE N0T G01NJ T0 F0RFET G01NJ BAKK T0 HUR PLASE J0ST BEKAYUSE Y00 G0TTA D0 A N0MBUR 2. WUN Y00 GET DARE, J0ST TELL HUR T0 GET S0METH1JNG 0WT 0F Y00R KAR AND THEN DR0P THE B0MBB 1N THE BATHRUUME. SPRAYE N1SELEE AND GET 1T T0GETHUR. Y00 ARE ALL SETT. 1F SHE ASKYUD WUT THE SMULL 1S, SAYE 1TS Y00R NEW K0L0AN. SHE MYTE EVUN J0MP Y00 RYTE THEN AND THARE. 1TS WORKUD N00MERUSS TYMES. TRUSTT ME
2) MAYK SHOOR Y00 HA1VE GUD MUSIK 1N Y00R KAR AND 1N Y00R L1V1NG KORTURS. I KANT STREYSS TH1S 0NE ENUFF. 1 KN0WE MANYEE PEEPLE ARE F00ULED BY TH0AS STOOPID ASS KOMMERCHIALS WARE THEY SH0WE A FYREPLASE AND SOME S0FT R0CKK 1N THE BAKKGROWND AND THEY HA1VE ARTESTS L1KE ELTUN JOHNE, FEEL KOLL1NS, B1LLEE J0EHL, (MOORE ON HYM LATURD) ETCSETRA. D0NT BOTHYUR W1TH THAT SH1T... AND DONT BELLEEV THE HYPE AS FLAVUR FLAV W1LD SAYE. AAHAHAHAHSJDHJKSADHASJKDHSADHASJKDHSA.
REKOMMENDUD SECSYEE MUS1KK ..OF COURSSS THESE AYRE 0NLEE SUGGUESTY0NS
CHOYSE A - DEF LEPYRD "POOR SUM SUGARR 0N MEE" ...NEFER FAYLS T0 GET THE M00D RYTE
CHOYSE B - SK1D R0WE - "I8 AND L1FE" A KILLUR TOON, 1 ALWYSZ GET AKTION WUN I PLAYE TH1S 0NE.
CHOYSE C - METALL1KA - "0NE" S0CH EMOSHUN AND PASSYION 1N TH1S S0NJ THAT 1T KAN 0NLYEE TRANSLAYT T0 THE BEDRUUOOM
2) CH1XS LIKE D00DS HOO ARE KOMFORTBUL W1TH THE ARTS BUT N0T T00 FR00TY. SOMETYMES 0N A DAYT 1 MAYKE A SUGGUESTYION TO G0T00 A M00SEYM AND 1T W0RKS L1KE A CHARMM. I L1KE ART AND ST0FF, AND 1 LIKE CH1XS HOO LYKE 1T T00. TO BE INTELLECKHUAL AND ALS0E A BADASSE 1S A W1NNINJ KOMBOE . K0MB0ES TAYST GRATE. MY VAVORETE FLAVUR 1S NACHOE CHEEZE. NOT K1D1NG Y00 SH1LD ALS0E BR1NJ KOMBOES TO THE MOOSEYM. 1T CHEEZE Y0R HUNGUR AWAYE. ALS0E N0T K1D1NG.GUD TYMES F0R SH00R. YAH
5) 1F YOO GOTO A MOOVEE, ALWAYS BYE THE TICKKET BUT MAYK HYR PAYE F0R SNAKCS. THAT WAYE, 1F Y00 D0NT GET ANY AKTION, Y00 D1DNT WAYST 34903923940 DOLLLURS 0N RAYSINETS, EMINEMS, D0TTS, CHELEE D0GJS, AND SODAH (PREFUURABLEE COAK). ALS0E, TRY T0 MAYK 0WT W1TH HUR FREKEWNTELEE ..THAT WAYE SHE KN0WES Y00 ARE R0MANTIKK.
5) 0NE M0RE KLOAS1NG THAWTE. AS GREGG SAYD ALWAYZ WARE THE BEST THREDS, B00GLE BOYE JEENS, KAVAREECHEES, AND BUM EKWIPMUNT ARE BRANDZ THATT ST1LL GET THE J0BB D0NE. EVEN TH0W MYNE ARE FR0M I988, 1 STELL WARE THEM ON DAYTS AND THE LADEES ARE ALWAYZ 1MPRESSUD.
I HOAP THESE T1PS HELPP Y00 GET SOME CH1XS. THESE SH00R W0RKE F0R MEE NOT K1D1NG. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
HEERS A HYPOTHETIKAUL SITCH00ASHUN. Y00 G0 0WT AND G0TO A BARR AND Y00
AND THE CH1K ARE EET1NG BEENS, TAK0ES, H0T W1NJS AND THE LIKE ..S0METYMES THOAS FUOODS MYTE MAYK Y00 PHART AND THEN Y00 HAVE T0 TAYK A GYNORMUSS KRAP. SHE ASKYS Y00 T0 K0ME BAKK T0 HUR PLASE, BUT Y00 FEEL S0METHENJ BR001NJ 1N THAT ST0MAK. Y00 KN0WE THAT R0MBUL BEF0AR Y00 HAVE T0 G0E. S0 Y00RE N0T G01NJ T0 F0RFET G01NJ BAKK T0 HUR PLASE J0ST BEKAYUSE Y00 G0TTA D0 A N0MBUR 2. WUN Y00 GET DARE, J0ST TELL HUR T0 GET S0METH1JNG 0WT 0F Y00R KAR AND THEN DR0P THE B0MBB 1N THE BATHRUUME. SPRAYE N1SELEE AND GET 1T T0GETHUR. Y00 ARE ALL SETT. 1F SHE ASKYUD WUT THE SMULL 1S, SAYE 1TS Y00R NEW K0L0AN. SHE MYTE EVUN J0MP Y00 RYTE THEN AND THARE. 1TS WORKUD N00MERUSS TYMES. TRUSTT ME
2) MAYK SHOOR Y00 HA1VE GUD MUSIK 1N Y00R KAR AND 1N Y00R L1V1NG KORTURS. I KANT STREYSS TH1S 0NE ENUFF. 1 KN0WE MANYEE PEEPLE ARE F00ULED BY TH0AS STOOPID ASS KOMMERCHIALS WARE THEY SH0WE A FYREPLASE AND SOME S0FT R0CKK 1N THE BAKKGROWND AND THEY HA1VE ARTESTS L1KE ELTUN JOHNE, FEEL KOLL1NS, B1LLEE J0EHL, (MOORE ON HYM LATURD) ETCSETRA. D0NT BOTHYUR W1TH THAT SH1T... AND DONT BELLEEV THE HYPE AS FLAVUR FLAV W1LD SAYE. AAHAHAHAHSJDHJKSADHASJKDHSADHASJKDHSA.
REKOMMENDUD SECSYEE MUS1KK ..OF COURSSS THESE AYRE 0NLEE SUGGUESTY0NS
CHOYSE A - DEF LEPYRD "POOR SUM SUGARR 0N MEE" ...NEFER FAYLS T0 GET THE M00D RYTE
CHOYSE B - SK1D R0WE - "I8 AND L1FE" A KILLUR TOON, 1 ALWYSZ GET AKTION WUN I PLAYE TH1S 0NE.
CHOYSE C - METALL1KA - "0NE" S0CH EMOSHUN AND PASSYION 1N TH1S S0NJ THAT 1T KAN 0NLYEE TRANSLAYT T0 THE BEDRUUOOM
2) CH1XS LIKE D00DS HOO ARE KOMFORTBUL W1TH THE ARTS BUT N0T T00 FR00TY. SOMETYMES 0N A DAYT 1 MAYKE A SUGGUESTYION TO G0T00 A M00SEYM AND 1T W0RKS L1KE A CHARMM. I L1KE ART AND ST0FF, AND 1 LIKE CH1XS HOO LYKE 1T T00. TO BE INTELLECKHUAL AND ALS0E A BADASSE 1S A W1NNINJ KOMBOE . K0MB0ES TAYST GRATE. MY VAVORETE FLAVUR 1S NACHOE CHEEZE. NOT K1D1NG Y00 SH1LD ALS0E BR1NJ KOMBOES TO THE MOOSEYM. 1T CHEEZE Y0R HUNGUR AWAYE. ALS0E N0T K1D1NG.GUD TYMES F0R SH00R. YAH
5) 1F YOO GOTO A MOOVEE, ALWAYS BYE THE TICKKET BUT MAYK HYR PAYE F0R SNAKCS. THAT WAYE, 1F Y00 D0NT GET ANY AKTION, Y00 D1DNT WAYST 34903923940 DOLLLURS 0N RAYSINETS, EMINEMS, D0TTS, CHELEE D0GJS, AND SODAH (PREFUURABLEE COAK). ALS0E, TRY T0 MAYK 0WT W1TH HUR FREKEWNTELEE ..THAT WAYE SHE KN0WES Y00 ARE R0MANTIKK.
5) 0NE M0RE KLOAS1NG THAWTE. AS GREGG SAYD ALWAYZ WARE THE BEST THREDS, B00GLE BOYE JEENS, KAVAREECHEES, AND BUM EKWIPMUNT ARE BRANDZ THATT ST1LL GET THE J0BB D0NE. EVEN TH0W MYNE ARE FR0M I988, 1 STELL WARE THEM ON DAYTS AND THE LADEES ARE ALWAYZ 1MPRESSUD.
I HOAP THESE T1PS HELPP Y00 GET SOME CH1XS. THESE SH00R W0RKE F0R MEE NOT K1D1NG. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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THEEZ ARR SUM S1R1USLEY GUD F0KKINJ TIPS. S1RISULEY, 1 EM SIRIUS!!!!!!!!! ESPESHUALLY ABOWT THA K0MBOZE, THAY T0TULLEY CHEEZ YER HUNGUR AWAYY. ALS0E KAVAREEECHEEZ ARR PRITTEY SWEEET.
YAH THANKS GREGG, WE SH1LD MAYK TH1S A WEEKLEE SEERIEES. Y00 KN0WE? S0 PEEPPLE ALWAYZ HAVE AXESS T0 SECS T1PS.
YAH 1 AGREEE, SEKS T1PPS ARR 1MP00RTINT. THAY W1LLL BEE L1KE A PUBLIK SURVISE!!!! PEEPUL SH00D HAV M00R SEKS, BEKAWSE THAY W1LL INJ0Y 1T. I HAV F0WND THAT PEEPUL INJ0Y SEKS. DOODS M00R THEN CHIXS. AKSH00ALEY M0AST CHIXS 1 KN0WE HAVINT INJ0YD SEKS AT ALLL, WITCH 1S WYE GITTINJ THEM 1N THA SAKK KAN BEE A CHALINJE!!! WEE W1LL HELP Y00.
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